A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and
has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when
I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think
I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was
putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot
and killed the blonde bitch who owns this car and
stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his
captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police,
and the captain approached the driver to handle
the tense situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so
I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Gun ? What gun ?? ...there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk?
I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: I said what ????
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who
stopped you said you told him you didn't have a
license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box,
and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, And I'll bet the lying son-of-a-bitch
told you I was speeding too!
has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when
I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think
I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was
putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot
and killed the blonde bitch who owns this car and
stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his
captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police,
and the captain approached the driver to handle
the tense situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so
I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Gun ? What gun ?? ...there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk?
I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: I said what ????
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who
stopped you said you told him you didn't have a
license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box,
and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, And I'll bet the lying son-of-a-bitch
told you I was speeding too!