I really want to go over and find out but im pretty sure the cops would be called again so i think its best that i just keep my distance and not say a word to mr wingnut.
well seems like you are already due for an alteraction with this neighbor. I normally don't jump to conclusions unless I saw the dog do the deed though.
Sounds really like a war your neighbor is winning.
LOLNext time have her put the dog shit in his mailbox
I read this to someone and they said their friend put a bunch of ex-lax into a ball of meat and put it in the are the dog always pooped. A little later the neighbor was throwing the dog out of his house while it was still pooping all over the place.
Next time have her put the dog shit in his mailbox
Mailbox Tampering
Mailbox tampering is considered any act that interferes with another person's letter box or other receptacle. This can include: destruction of the mailbox itself, theft of mailbox contents, the placement of items in a mail receptacle by persons other than postal employees, or any action intended to obstruct or damage mail or mailbox property. In short, anyone other than mail recipients and postal employees should not touch a mailbox or its contents.
Federal Law - Title 18, Section 1705
There are several laws governing mail and mailbox property. Title 18 of the U.S. Code covers crimes and criminal procedure. According to Section 1705 of Title 18, "Whoever willfully or maliciously injures, tears down or destroys any letter box or other receptacle intended or used for the receipt or delivery of mail on any mail route, or breaks open the same or willfully or maliciously injures, defaces or destroys any mail deposited therein, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both." This means that violators can serve a prison sentence up to three years for each act of vandalism. The U.S. Postal Inspection Service notes that a fine of $250,000 can be levied.
Next time have her put the dog shit in his mailbox
LOL
That's what I did to my neighbour.
I am not sure if its an offense here.That's a federal offense. Volunteering at the SPCA, collecting all the fecal matter for a month, and firing it all at once at the neighbors house would be a lesser offense.
while that may seem funny "haha the dog is shitting everywhere" that's not fair to the dog. you're basically poisining the dog because the owner is an asshat: not cool.
My neighbor used to let their dog shit in my yard. I complained and it persisted. Then I started throwing it back in their yard. Still did it. I then started throwing it at their house. After they noticed all the shit stains on their house they finally stopped.
there is nothing worse than shitty (pun intended) neighbors.
did he pay the bill for calling the cops without real necessity?
Do you have a home security camera set up by any chance?So on Tuesday i was walking through the living room and noticed our dumbass neighbor walking his husky by my house. my wife gets home 5 min after i see dumbass neighbor walks by and she comes in saying "wow it smells lilke dog shit outside" i told her i saw dumbass walk by like 5 min ago and i bet his dog took a shit in front of the driveway again.
she goes out and look sure enough nice big fresh steaming pile and her tire clipped it as she pulled in. she gets really pissed and gets our pooper scooper from the back yard and scoops up the shit and walks it back to dumbass neighbors house.
she knocks on the door and no answer so she starts to walk back home. Dumbass neighbor rounds the corner and sees her and ask what she whats. she said your dog shit in front of the house again and im bringing it back to you and dump it in his yard and walks off.
dumbass neighbor goes apeshit and says he is calling the cops. my wife says do what you want but pick up your dog shit when you walk your dog.
she gets home and tells me this and i said dont worry he is just a dumbass he wont call the cops for this....
well my wife leaves for school about 10 min after this incident and not even 5 min later there is a deputy sheriff knocking on my door. i mumble you have got to be kidding me as i answer the door.
So the sheriff deputy ask what happened and i told him. he agrees with and went back to dumbass neighbor and told him that the bottom line is he should pick up his dog shit. and we did nothing wrong. so his whole plan (what ever that was) backfired.
jesus what a wing nut. whats funny is before he got that damn dog he would go apeshit if a dog crapped in his yard and would call the town code enforcement and file a complaint for finding dog shit in his yard. then DEMAND they clean it up!! lol what a moron.
I really dont understand what the purpose was of calling out the cops on this. did he want my wife arrested for returning HIS shit? I really want to go over and find out but im pretty sure the cops would be called again so i think its best that i just keep my distance and not say a word to mr wingnut.
So on Tuesday i was walking through the living room and noticed our dumbass neighbor walking his husky by my house. my wife gets home 5 min after i see dumbass neighbor walks by and she comes in saying "wow it smells lilke dog shit outside" i told her i saw dumbass walk by like 5 min ago and i bet his dog took a shit in front of the driveway again.
she goes out and look sure enough nice big fresh steaming pile and her tire clipped it as she pulled in. she gets really pissed and gets our pooper scooper from the back yard and scoops up the shit and walks it back to dumbass neighbors house.
she knocks on the door and no answer so she starts to walk back home. Dumbass neighbor rounds the corner and sees her and ask what she whats. she said your dog shit in front of the house again and im bringing it back to you and dump it in his yard and walks off.
dumbass neighbor goes apeshit and says he is calling the cops. my wife says do what you want but pick up your dog shit when you walk your dog.
she gets home and tells me this and i said dont worry he is just a dumbass he wont call the cops for this....
well my wife leaves for school about 10 min after this incident and not even 5 min later there is a deputy sheriff knocking on my door. i mumble you have got to be kidding me as i answer the door.
So the sheriff deputy ask what happened and i told him. he agrees with and went back to dumbass neighbor and told him that the bottom line is he should pick up his dog shit. and we did nothing wrong. so his whole plan (what ever that was) backfired.
jesus what a wing nut. whats funny is before he got that damn dog he would go apeshit if a dog crapped in his yard and would call the town code enforcement and file a complaint for finding dog shit in his yard. then DEMAND they clean it up!! lol what a moron.
I really dont understand what the purpose was of calling out the cops on this. did he want my wife arrested for returning HIS shit? I really want to go over and find out but im pretty sure the cops would be called again so i think its best that i just keep my distance and not say a word to mr wingnut.
When I walk a dog and it shits in someone's yard or driveway I act like I'm reaching in my pocket to grab a bag, while looking around to make sure nobody saw it. Then I run a few feet down the road.