LOL! I pulled it up with my wife next to me. "What in the hell are you watching?" I said "this chick is crushing watermelons with her thighs"
wife - she's a whore
me - But what placed the idea in her head to try this, I mean who thinks maybe I should try crushing watermelons with my thighs?
wife - because she's a whore, that's why
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