Chick flicks where the chick doesn't having to make a choice between two or more guys

DrPizza

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You have a pretty narrow definition of "chick flicks" - Is it a comedy? Is it an action movie with lots of guns and explosions? If it isn't - it's a chick flick. (I on the other hand, have a pretty broad definition.)

Hints that it might be a chick flick: does someone die?
Does someone cry after someone dies? This includes other actors & the audience watching the movie.
Does y-chromosome deficiency immunize the viewer from boredom while watching the movie?
Is there dating, but no gratuitous nude scenes?
 
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Juddog

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Sadly, the only one I can think of is Pretty Woman.

That's a big part of evolution though, deciding which is the best between several males in order to carry on the genetic code of your species, so it's no surprise that it's ingrained into the female brain.
 

her209

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You have a pretty narrow definition of "chick flicks" - Is it a comedy? Is it an action movie with lots of guns and explosions? If it isn't - it's a chick flick.

Hints that it might be a chick flick: does someone die?
Does someone cry after someone dies? This includes other actors & the audience watching the movie.
Does y-chromosome deficiency immunize the viewer from boredom while watching the movie?
Is there dating, but no gratuitous nude scenes?
Well, if a guy watches a movie and his friends catch him watching it and ridicules him for it, that's a chick flick (IMO). But then again, I know plenty of guys (not personally) watch Twilight.
 

Ninjahedge

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I would just like one that would make it so that one is not the perfect guy that earns nothing and the arsewipe that is rich.

They seem to make it such an easy decision in these movies, yet the woman has such a hard time deciding.

Example (TV Show) Mr Big vs. That Northern Exposure Guy.

Why either of them would want to sleep with whats-her-face, I dunno. You think they would be scared of Ferris!!!!! :wark:
 

PingSpike

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That's a big part of evolution though, deciding which is the best between several males in order to carry on the genetic code of your species, so it's no surprise that it's ingrained into the female brain.

Pretty much this. The male corollary is banging tons of different chicks...which actually isn't a big movie cliche outside of porn now that I think about it. I'm not sure what that means...that the male fantasy is poorly represented in modern media, or that chick flicks are woman porn.
 

PingSpike

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I wasn't aware that a movie about having sex with prostitutes was a chick flick.

It's like how all the fat stupid shits that are male leads in sitcoms have wives that are hot as fuck. Fat stupid shits like to think they could marry hot women and whores want to think they could marry rich richard gere.
 

PingSpike

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Well, if a guy watches a movie and his friends catch him watching it and ridicules him for it, that's a chick flick (IMO). But then again, I know plenty of guys (not personally) watch Twilight.

While that series is actually bad, on paper it sounds like it could be good because it does have Vampires and Werewolves in it.
 

shortylickens

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How to lose a Guy.

She only has one male suitor and she's trying to lose him.

God I hate that fucking movie. My cousins made me watch it before we could go out fishing.
 

shortylickens

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Also, What Women Want.
She isnt even really looking and only has Mel Gibson to go for.


I just realized most chick flicks are bullshit. They pander to stupid female fantasies which is why women cant be happy.

How to Lose A Guy is a womans fantasy about a man who puts up with all her bullshit.
And What Women Want is about a psychic man, which is the only fucking way men and women could possibly get along.
 

ShawnD1

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Steel Magnolias

How about regular Magnolia? It was so god damn boring that I literally cannot stay awake while watching it. I've tried 3 times and I've fallen asleep every time.



Plot summary:
An epic mosaic of several interrelated characters in search of happiness, forgiveness, and meaning in the San Fernando Valley.

Translation:
It's just like Seinfeld if you removed all of the funny parts and made all of the characters unlikable.
 

her209

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You know, I was thinking about this one last night and I think it counts as a girl conflicted between two guys: Kathleen (Meg Ryan) is in love with NY152 and Joe Fox. It just so happened that they turned out to be the same person in the end, but to her, they were two different people.
 
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