Chiefs' Dwayne Bowe tells world about "importing"

[Syringer]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/05/19/dwayne-bowe-lets-a-rather-large-cat-out-of-the-bag/

"My rookie year, we were playing in San Diego," Bowe says. "You hear stories about groupies hanging out in hotel lobbies, but some of my teammates had it set up so there was a girl in every room. The older guys get on MySpace and Facebook a week before we go to a city; when a pretty one writes back, they arrange to fly her in three or four days in advance. They call it importing."

Yeah being an NFL player doesn't sound so bad afterall..

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Bowe is an attention whore. He probably blew this way out of proportion just to get his name in the news, but at any rate, I bet he's not invited to any more parties.

 

[ballmode]

That's awesome! True power

 

[kia75]

"Younger guys don't have the money to do it," Bowe added. "Anyway, these girls had the whole top floor. They know everything about us -- first and last names, sisters and brothers, salary. This one girl was talking to me like she'd known me for years. 'Hey, D-Bowe, how's Grandma?' I'm like, 'How do you know my grandma?' She knew that I talk about her every time I'm interviewed for a story.

"I told her I had a girlfriend, but she didn't care. She was wearing my jersey, sitting in my lap, making it look like we knew each other. Then she took a picture and put it on Facebook. That almost got me in trouble."

LOL, that story sounds like something you tell your girlfriend to explain why some hot young thing that knows intimate details about you is wearing your Jersey and being intimate with you in some photos.

 

[da loser]

michael irvin and the cowboys did this all the time

 

[Syringer]

Bowe is an attention whore. He probably blew this way out of proportion just to get his name in the news, but at any rate, I bet he's not invited to any more parties.

Which part of it don't you believe?

 

[Slick5150]

Bowe is not gonna be a popular guy in KC training camps anytime soon.

 

[preslove]

A coworker at my last job is the son of a successful Miami accountant. This dad has done the taxes for many, many professional athletes. Apparently, only golfers have any money when they retire. The rest of the them are broke when they're done.

Stories like these are why...

 

[Zebo]

Strange fucks are awesome, until you get em preggo or da AIDS.

You just know these bitches are pining for that load and a $25,000 a month child support payment.

 

[Miramonti]

The league is going to love hearing players talk about this.

 

[Bill Brasky]

There's a turd in the punchbowl. I repeat, there's a turd in the punchbowl.

 

[Raduque]

There's a turd in the punchbowl. I repeat, there's a turd in the punchbowl.

"Lovely party, Jeffery, but there's a tuuurd in the punchbowl."

 

[0roo0roo]

when jealousy turns to outrage...

 

[kia75]

Which part of it don't you believe?

Flying in random facebook girls from far away for 3 days before the game, paying their airfare and room and board, providing them with intimate knowledge of each of their players and their own custom jersey just defies belief. The whole thing is unbelievable and sounds like a story a guy makes up to tell his girlfriend to cover up his affairs.


Remember, these are guys that can go into ANY club and have the hottest women drool over them. Are they really going to go through this much work and pay this much money for tail when its free? How much trouble is this to plan out, especially when its game-time and the coach is doing everything possible to prepare you for the big game. A round-trip ticket and 3 days in a deluxe suite is probably more expensive then a high-class hooker.

Then do you really believe that football players are going to go out of their way to provide each of the girls with a crash course on each player's families? Do football players even care if a girl knows he loves his Grandma? Do any guys care if their one-night stands know they love their grandma?

And do you really believe that the person who organized this is going to provide each of the girls a copy of the shirt of some random football guy? What if she sleeps with a different guy, does the organizer make her trade her shirts?

So what's more believable? That Dwayne Bowe walks into his room and discovers that his team-mates spent all this money to fly a random facebook girl into a penthouse suite three days early, provided her with a copy of his Jersey, teach her some intimate details about him and then take a picture of herself sitting on his lap or that Dwayne is having a little hanky panky going on and gave one of his Jerseys to the girl, who being a big mouth posts her stuff all over facebook where his girlfriend found the pic.