Chili Cookoff. I need funny unique name for a green chili

[OutHouse]

ok so we have our annual halloween chili cook off at work and its a pretty big event. there are normally around 40 contestants every year.

I always have made a red chili and place in the top 3 every year but this year i'm going to do a Green. Naming my Red chili was easy, its known as "Demons Blood" and the people in my building love it.

Im having problems naming my Green chili. the only one i have come up with that sounds halfway decent with my limited marketing skills is "Slurp and squirt"

so anybody have any good ideas for green chili name?


UPDATE 29 Oct 2016

the winner is

highland145 for sinus infection

 

[satyajitmenon]

"Not Real Chilli"?

 

[monkeydelmagico]

Shrek poop

 

[vi edit]

Does it have beans?

Incredible Bulk

 

[dullard]

"Not Real Chili*"?

I like that one, especially if the 'a' and 'l' merge together and it looks almost like "Not Red Chili".

* Corrected spelling of chili.

 

[SearchMaster]

Mean green farting machine

 

[dullard]

What the Cat Left

 

[OutHouse]

"Not Real Chilli"?

lol interesting. that would certainly troll the green chili aficionados

 

[Carson Dyle]

Guillotine Green
Acetylene Green
Yellow Submarine Green
Obscene Green
Clean Latrine Green
It's Not Easy Bein' Green

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Green Hell/Last Caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAiGr9A15Tk

 

[jupiter57]

Little green squigggly things

 

[soulcougher73]

It's Not Easy Bein' Green

lol This one is good

 

[soulcougher73]

Comes out Green too

 

[nakedfrog]

Toxic Avenger

 

[zinfamous]

Envious of Your Chili
Noob's Chili

 

[FeuerFrei]

Antifreeze

Simple Green

Ghostly Gruel

 

[OutHouse]

Lol man some of these are good!!

 

[Ken g6]

Toxic Avenger

Or, Swamp Thing.

 

[master_shake_]

Green Apple Quick-Step.

 

[Kaido]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Chili

 

[zinfamous]

The Green Morass

get it...get it?!

 

[SMOGZINN]

Sangre Verde (green blood) or perhaps El Demonio Verde (The Green Demon).

 

[Jeeebus]

green in green out

 

[MongGrel]

Soylent Green

But I suppose that is not unique.

 

[Azuma Hazuki]

Green-Eyed Monster?