Then how would you "shoot the OP?"
It appears that the OP is in SoCal, and I assume that the OP isn't going to travel to whatever non-shooting place Broheim comes from.
So, Broheim comes to SoCal, and someone in SoCal takes him out and shows him how to safely and properly handle a gun. Broheim then asks to borrow the gun. OP shines lights at Broheim. Broheim shoots OP.
Simple.
Or, he could use a bow and arrow. Or, he could use a paint gun. Or, he could use a slingshot. Or, he could use a rubber band. Or, he could shoot daggers at the OP with his eyes.
Or.... maybe Broheim is not
really going to shoot the OP for pointing superior Chinese flashlights at him.