NikolaeVarius
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- Oct 25, 2006
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Please post a picture of you cutting into a 20 oz steak with a dull piece of wood.
Post picture of you cutting into a steak with a dull piece of metal
Please post a picture of you cutting into a 20 oz steak with a dull piece of wood.
spork > chopsticks > everything else
Post picture of you cutting into a steak with a dull piece of metal
Who said anything about using a DULL piece of metal to cut it? Civilized people use a nice sharp knife and a fork. Not a stick. I have never seen a sharp chop stick.
Please post a picture of you cutting into a 20 oz steak with a dull piece of wood.
Where do you eat salad with chopsticks? Japanese restaurant in North America I guess?I'm always more hungry when using chopsticks, I can't stuff my fast as fast with them as when i'm using a fork. I get angry at restaurants where people look happy and full eating with chopsticks.
Seriously, salad and noodles with chopsticks is torture.
I guess that means that 90% of white New Yorkers and Torontonians are pretentious douchbags.I'm fine with Chinese people using it all the time, but if you're white, and you ONLY eat Oriental cuisine with chopsticks and everything else with a fork, fuck you you pretentious douchebag.
It's all just part of their ninja training, along with math and the knowledge to turn alcohol into beautiful music. When you have to learn how to use a couple of sticks to eat from a young age, learning how to disappear into shadows is a cakewalk.
Where do you eat salad with chopsticks? Japanese restaurant in North America I guess?
Anyhoo, it sounds like you need more practice.
Who said anything about using a DULL piece of metal to cut it? Civilized people use a nice sharp knife and a fork. Not a stick. I have never seen a sharp chop stick.
Aye. Down with barbarism.
Why are Chinese people still using chopsticks? Are they too prideful to use the superior spoon and fork?
I guess that means that 90% of white New Yorkers and Torontonians are pretentious douchbags.
I'm fine with Chinese people using it all the time, but if you're white, and you ONLY eat Oriental cuisine with chopsticks and everything else with a fork, fuck you you pretentious douchebag.
Forks, spoons. Purpose: shoveling food into your mouth.
Chopsticks. Purpose: shoveling food into your mouth.
1 billion Chinese people, and virtually none of them have succeeded in shoveling enough food into their mouths to get fat. But there are a lot of American using forks and spoons who have successfully shoveled enough food into their mouths to get fat. Logically, chopsticks must be inferior. QED.