Christians, here is how you treat Atheists.

[Lonyo]

OP, why are atheists "the enemy"?

The first and obvious thing is to constantly pray about it, asking to fear God alone.

A healthy dose of fear of things that aren't God is pretty healthy. Like fear of getting run over by a car/train etc stopping you hanging about in the middle of a road/train tracks, although if this guy thinks you should only fear god, then maybe he thinks Christians should go stand in roads. And get killed.

(Hey, I can make dumb statements and leaps of logic just like the author of the article does too!)

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUI_ML1qkQE&hd=1

 

[randomrogue]

OP never posted again. Maybe he is busy becoming a better person and giving up his false god.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

OP never posted again...

Ironically enough, that would lead me to believe in the existence of god.

 

[Pray To Jesus]

OP,

Matthew 7:1-5

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. 3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

Yep. Love this one.

 

[zerocool84]

This is my problem with most religious people like the OP, they don't like it when people don't believe what they believe in yet act in totally the opposite way of how their religion tells them to behave and make people not want to listen to them. OP, you should spend more time reading the Bible and actually follow it's teachings, and I guarantee you that more people would listen.

 

[disappoint]

the irony on this forum has reached an all time high!

 

[sandorski]

This is my problem with most religious people like the OP, they don't like it when people don't believe what they believe in yet act in totally the opposite way of how their religion tells them to behave and make people not want to listen to them. OP, you should spend more time (1)reading the Bible and actually (2)follow it's teachings, and I guarantee you that more people would listen.

1) Yes

2) Fuck no

 

[tcsenter]

So....in other words, Christians should learn to be more like Atheists, who just relax and do NOT try to respond in each of the two dozen times every day we have to listen to someone invoking their deity, asking people to pray for them, praying for someone else (perhaps even you because you're Atheist), complaining about God being kicked out of tax funded schools 100+ years ago as though it all happened in 1976, so on and so forth?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

OP, you should spend more time reading the Bible and actually follow it's teachings, and I guarantee you that more people would listen.

Anyone that had to read the bible and then follow ALL its teachings would drop religion in a heartbeat. What allows idiots to believe that nonsense is that they pick and choose the 1% they like and ignore the other 99% that's either illegal, immoral, impossible or just plain inconvenient.

 

[WelshBloke]

Atheists, here is how you treat Christians.

 

[Northern Lawn]

If you don’t feel threatened by the person in front of you, you’ll be more likely to see him as someone who needs help. Which is exactly what the atheist is.

You're a condescending ass...hypocrite and a dolt.

 

[randomrogue]

Anyone that had to read the bible and then follow ALL its teachings would drop religion in a heartbeat. What allows idiots to believe that nonsense is that they pick and choose the 1% they like and ignore the other 99% that's either illegal, immoral, impossible or just plain inconvenient.

There was some guy who followed the bible for a year. He said it was very hard. His wife hated his beard and he carried around a bag of pebbles or something so he could "stone" adulterers "to death".

I don't remember what conclusion the guy himself came to but I recall there being lots of problems since there's tons of bat shit crazy stuff in the bible. If you read the book today it's really a giant joke. The problem is that people don't read it or choose to ignore most of it.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I try to plant a seed, but I can't force it to grow, so I move on. Sadly for atheists they will not accept faith and only want solid visible proof. Hell will be the proof they've been asking for. It will be too late. I tried. Don't want to force the gospel down people's throats.

There are no happy campers at the lake of fire, and the fishing sucks, too.

 

[Lonyo]

I try to plant a seed, but I can't force it to grow, so I move on. Sadly for atheists they will not accept faith and only want solid visible proof. Hell will be the proof they've been asking for. It will be too late. I tried. Don't want to force the gospel down people's throats.

There are no happy campers at the lake of fire, and the fishing sucks, too.

In my religion, Christians don't go to hell, but they are forced to stay on earth after discovering their entire life and religion was a lie, and that my religion was the right one.

I haven't tried to convert anyone yet, but maybe I should so that they can be happy campers when they die, rather than living a life of torment knowing they were dumb for believing in God.

 

[Robsasman]

In my religion, Christians don't go to hell, but they are forced to stay on earth after discovering their entire life and religion was a lie, and that my religion was the right one.

I haven't tried to convert anyone yet, but maybe I should so that they can be happy campers when they die, rather than living a life of torment knowing they were dumb for believing in God.

That sounds just as bad. Why cant we have neither. Come on people cant we all just get along.

 

[Jeff7]

I try to plant a seed, but I can't force it to grow, so I move on. Sadly for atheists they will not accept faith and only want solid visible proof. Hell will be the proof they've been asking for. It will be too late. I tried. Don't want to force the gospel down people's throats.

There are no happy campers at the lake of fire, and the fishing sucks, too.

Unless we do indeed completely die, and that's the end of my consciousness, forever.
Oh well.

And of course, we're all probably in trouble anyway if the god in charge of everything is so hatefully sadistic and mind-blowingly cruel that he'd condemn his beloved creations to an eternity of torture, without chance of redemption after death.

"Sorry, you failed the test on Earth. You had a short period there to figure out the nature of the Universe, and failed. Buh-bye!"


I'm glad human parents generally don't follow that shining example.
"You've got until age 18 to straighten out and be a good citizen. If you don't, I'm going to tie you up in the basement and torture you until you or I die of old age. You're welcome. I love you!"

 

[Gibsons]

There are no happy campers at the lake of fire, and the fishing sucks, too.

Dude you've never lived until you've hooked a 200 lb fire marlin. If you're just looking for a lot of good food though, it's hard to beat a fire grouper.

 

[Kadarin]

You know, I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think God's got a sick sense of humor. When I die, I expect to find him laughing.

 

[JackBurton]

I try to plant a seed, but I can't force it to grow, so I move on. Sadly for atheists they will not accept faith and only want solid visible proof. Hell will be the proof they've been asking for. It will be too late. I tried. Don't want to force the gospel down people's throats.

There are no happy campers at the lake of fire, and the fishing sucks, too.

You know, Allah is the TRUE God (he has the same "facts" that your gospel has), so the jokes on you. You'll definitely perish in the lake of fire for eternity in the afterlife for choosing the wrong God. I guess you'll have all the proof you need then.

See how that works?

 

[Pray To Jesus]

You know, Allah is the TRUE God (he has the same "facts" that your gospel has), so the jokes on you. You'll definitely perish in the lake of fire for eternity in the afterlife for choosing the wrong God. I guess you'll have all the proof you need then.

See how that works?

Except that Islam claims that Jesus was a prophet and Muhammad the next prophet.

If you consider that, then you see that doesn't make sense.

If you read Jesus' words you see that Jesus makes many claims which says that he is God.

Therefore, Islam is already self inconsistent if the reader knows about the Trinity.

Muhammad claimed to have received divine revelation through an angel. I'll let the reader decide who that angel really is vs. who the angel claimed to be.

 

[Pray To Jesus]

Unless we do indeed completely die, and that's the end of my consciousness, forever.
Oh well.

And of course, we're all probably in trouble anyway if the god in charge of everything is so hatefully sadistic and mind-blowingly cruel that he'd condemn his beloved creations to an eternity of torture, without chance of redemption after death.

"Sorry, you failed the test on Earth. You had a short period there to figure out the nature of the Universe, and failed. Buh-bye!"


I'm glad human parents generally don't follow that shining example.
"You've got until age 18 to straighten out and be a good citizen. If you don't, I'm going to tie you up in the basement and torture you until you or I die of old age. You're welcome. I love you!"

Too bad this has already been explained multiple times throughout the ages by multiple persons. Too bad you're just ignorant. Too bad you are too lazy to learn about this subject to remove that ignorance. Says a lot about you.

 

[Pray To Jesus]

I try to plant a seed, but I can't force it to grow, so I move on. Sadly for atheists they will not accept faith and only want solid visible proof. Hell will be the proof they've been asking for. It will be too late. I tried. Don't want to force the gospel down people's throats.

There are no happy campers at the lake of fire, and the fishing sucks, too.

It's obvious that it's impossible to teach those who are unwilling to learn. I don't try to teach them, but others. Hence the label Christians: right before this thread to attract Christians who likes technology and those unfortunate ones who stumbled onto this forums by accident through a search.

 

[BudAshes]

Too bad this has already been explained multiple times throughout the ages by multiple persons. Too bad you're just ignorant. Too bad you are too lazy to learn about this subject to remove that ignorance. Says a lot about you.

Annnnnnnnnnd fail. Read the op, op.

 

[qliveur]

Except that Islam claims that Jesus was a prophet and Muhammad the next prophet.

If you consider that, then you see that doesn't make sense.

Neither does Christianity.

If you read Jesus' words you see that Jesus makes many claims which says that he is God.

Muhammad claimed to have received divine revelation through an angel. I'll let the reader decide who that angel really is vs. who the angel claimed to be.

All this tells me is that both of them were completely batshit.


EDIT: This forum is a freaking magnet for christrolls.