crack it
stack it
stuff it
smoke that shit son!
i recommend this
or this
and no, don't smoke the actual tobacco, man up and stick with the natural shit.
How do YOU smoke your cigar and what do you find enjoyable about it?
I came here to post something similar but couldn't have said it better than ol Heller
Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begin
Before my mother starts bitchin bout my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young niggaz at the pad throwin up gang signs
Ran in the house and grabbed my clip
With the mac-10 on the side of my hip
Bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin
Jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride
I got front back and side to side
Then I let the alpine play
Bumpin new shit by nwa
It was gangsta gangsta at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin like this:
Cruisin down the street in my six-fo'
Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh el camino rolled, kilo g
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin that gta
*chorus*
Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your card
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin shit
[eazy-e]
Down on b's in the place to give me the pace
He said my man jb is on freebase
The boy jb was a friend of mine
Til I caught him in my car tryin to steal my alpine
Chased him up the street to call a truce
The silly motherfucker pull out a deuce-deuce
Little did he know I had a loaded 12 gauge
One sucker dead, la times first page
*chorus*
[eazy-e]
Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I went to a spot where my homeboys chill
The fellows out there, makin that dollar
I pulled up in my 6-4 impala
They greet me with a 40 and I start drinkin
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinkin
Love to get my girl, to rock that body
Before I left I hit the bacardi
Went to her house to get her out of the pad
Dumb hoe says something stupid that made me mad
She said somethin that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave
She started talkin shit, wouldn't you know?
Reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe
Her father jumped out and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his whole ass out
*chorus*
[eazy-e]
I'm rollin hard now I'm under control
Then wrapped the six-fo' round the telephone poll
I looked at my car and I said, oh brother
I throw it in the gutter and go buy another
Walkin home and I see the g ride
Now ket is drivin kilo on the side
As they busted a u, they got pulled over
An undercover cop in a dark green nova
Ket got beaten for resistin arrest
He socked the pig in the head for rippin his guess
Now g is cut for doin the crime
For defence on the boy, he'll do some time
*chorus*
[eazy-e]
I went to get them out but there was no bail
The fellaz start to riot in the county jail
Two days later in municiple court
Kilo g on trial straight cold cut a fork
Distruption of a court, said the judge
On a six year sentence my man didn't budge
Bailer came over to turn him in
Kilo g looked up and gave a grin
He yelled out fire!, then came suzi
The bitch came in with a sub-machine uzi
Police shot the bitch but didn't hurt her
Both up state for attempted murder
*chorus*
Great song, love Eazy-E, too bad he aint still around.
[Lil Wayne]Too many women, and not enough time Im a cool cat, but im on life nine. Pimping aint dead cause I be the life line And I don't buy the bar cuz it don't sell white wine Gon' let that light shine ballin' for a life time Smoking on a nice pine, Weezy baby flight flyin You can call him your husband Call me at night time And even though women change I will always like dimes And yeah im quite fine, but shawty much finer And I just get behind her And smack it like E Honda And please don't hate on me when you see me with Kiana cause she wilder than Nirvana and colder than your honor holla at your boy manana Maybach come wit a recliner run up on it and sh-t will get uglier than an iguana this is only a reminder it's Young Money don't forget it and im Weezy F baby you might find it on a titty would you . . .
[Chorus - Short Dawg]Pass me the dutch with cha left hand I got the whole club nodding like the yes man Im in my polo Tee, Gucci sweat pants She on a Jubilee call me the X-man
Pa-pa-pass me the dutch with cha left hand I got the whole club nodding like the yes man Im in my polo Tee, Gu-Gucci sweat pants She on a Jubilee call me the X-man
[Verse - Short Dawg]Chilling with my possi Bout to calls some ladies over Tell em this is YME so when you come you cant leave sober You would think she came with buttons by the way that I control her Put her on a tab now she rolling like a baby stroller Im the freshest n-ggas seen Whippin in my jeans Shoot ya lights out im like bredick with the beam Life a game of chess, and im headed for your queen
Now my stomach and my thighs Wat a head is in between (ew) And she wetter than a stream, I drink medicine to lean Keep a cup in my hand like im begging for some cheese
I fall off in the party Yeah im kinda tardy but if I hated (?) riding on em like a Harley Look you call it getting married, I call it acting selfish my belt got G's on it like a Packers helmet And imma hit it if you bring your girl around but the weed is like my collar cause I might just turn it down if you . . .
[Chorus - Short Dawg]Pass me the dutch with cha left hand I got the whole club nodding like the yes man Im in my polo Tee, Gucci sweat pants She on a Jubilee call me the X-man
Pa-pa-pass me the dutch with cha left hand I got the whole club nodding like the yes man Im in my polo Tee, Gu-Gucci sweat pants She on a Jubilee call me the X-man
[Gudda Gudda]Okay tool on deck (deck) Im new born fresh (fresh) I knock your friends down (down) And you going next (ha)
Young money fly N-gga all the bitches after me Murder in the bed and you gonna be my next casualty Automatic stick, but I give it to her manually Im giving dick all year round and you can get it annually
Styrofoam feel With a strawberry fanta treat Leaning ima need a kick stand to stay on my feet Get out ma bidness like I kicked ya out my office I aint worried about the price, im more concerned with offer
Fresh to death like I got dressed in the coffin With a party in my pocket Blue and red dolphins Im high as a motherf-cker Let me do my thing bitch im doing me And your girl doing the same sh-t
Im in the car getting head As I lane switch, Do-Double G I do my thang bitch
[Chorus - Short Dawg]Pass me the dutch with cha left hand I got the whole club nodding like the yes man Im in my polo Tee, Gucci sweat pants She on a Jubilee call me the X-man
Pa-pa-pass me the dutch with cha left hand I got the whole club nodding like the yes man Im in my polo Tee, Gu-Gucci sweat pants She on a Jubilee call me the X-man
[Drake]Uhh, Ok I told you catch up Did you make a mill yet? I cant predict how many of em I can still get October own that's such a f-ckin real set No tatts but the ink of my money still wet.
Life is such a beach, its sandy all around me I came here with young money man, that's family all around me Im in my living room and I got Grammys all around me And famous bitches doing nose candy all around me.
Welcome to the life The life that's meant for me My bentley has a tint so you got to squint to see I holla'd at your girl that's when she went with me But please don't blame yourself cause it just wasn't meant to be
They say im one of the illest That's just off from first impression And my cards always accepting I don't deal well with rejection
I look in the dictionary And don't see the word recession I don't smoke in public But tonight ill make an exception so just . . .
[Chorus - Short Dawg]Pass me the dutch with cha left hand I got the whole club nodding like the yes man Im in my polo Tee, Gucci sweat pants She on a Jubilee call me the X-man
Pa-pa-pass me the dutch with cha left hand I got the whole club nodding like the yes man Im in my polo Tee, Gu-Gucci sweat pants She on a Jubilee call me the X-man
If it's not Cuban, it's not worth my time.
There are plenty of awesome non-cubans.
Heh, I was going to add that but didn't want to get into a whole "thing" lolAlso I doubt he's had any legit cubans.
they need to make some nicotine free cigars. i like the activity & taste, but i have a very low tolerance for the drug...
Also I doubt he's had any legit cubans.
There are plenty of awesome non-cubans.
And while there are many decent non-Cubans, once you've tasted that sweet sweet Cuban twang, it's hard to smoke the rest. If they were easier to come by in the US I would probably not smoke anything else.
they need to make some nicotine free cigars. i like the activity & taste, but i have a very low tolerance for the drug...
if science figured out how to decaf coffee im hoping they can do the same for tobacco. im sure it doesnt make sense to most people, but i can barely get through a cigar without wanting to hurl sometimes lolThat would mean taking the tobacco out and then... they wouldn't be cigars.
I smoke a few cigars a week. It's relaxing to just sit in peace and be introspective or socialize with others while puffing away for an hour or two. Good scotch only makes the experience better.
And while there are many decent non-Cubans, once you've tasted that sweet sweet Cuban twang, it's hard to smoke the rest. If they were easier to come by in the US I would probably not smoke anything else.