Clint, I give up.

[pancho619]

Maybe Clint is short for Clinton

 

[Trey22]

And we're supposed to feel sorry for you?!

Bah.

Welcome to life, now quit your bitching.

 

[Rookie]

i feel sorry for myself too... for having read this thread

 

[lightweight]

Haven't you gotten the e-mails about penis enlargement.. it supposedly works. weird++

 

[lightweight]

Originally posted by: SportSC4
ok... i'm gonna be a jackass here.

it was a communication problem, right? seems obvious.

Winner

 

[HonkeyDonk]

MOTION TO BAN THIS MORON WHO DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

 

[ActuaryTm]

CLINT - Collective Laughable Idiots Now Traumatized

(some sort of support group, no doubt)

 

[frogeee]

this is by far the coolest thread ever

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Dear Clint,

After a long night, I still feel as if ive been hit by a car. How long does it take for this feeling to leave me? Some time, obviously.

The human mind has a remarkable ability to shelter itself from the truth. The truth being that there is no universal truth. A facade made up by humanity. We are all alone and will die alone. Life is as empty as it feels.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Dear Clint,

After a long night, I still feel as if ive been hit by a car. How long does it take for this feeling to leave me? Some time, obviously.

The human mind has a remarkable ability to shelter itself from the truth. The truth being that there is no universal truth. A facade made up by humanity. We are all alone and will die alone. Life is as empty as it feels.

Either:
1) explain
or
2) shut-up

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

no wonder she left you, you weird ass mother

:beer:

 

[xXped0thugXx]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
no wonder she left you, you weird ass mother

:beer:

haha seriously, just end it.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: hg321
Dammit...Answer the man Clint!!!

Clint, you S.O.B.!

(I'm so confused)

 

[bobbybe01]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
no wonder she left you, you weird ass mother

:beer:

OWNED!

 

[Mursilis]

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
MOTION TO BAN THIS MORON WHO DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

If that was the standard, who'd be left?

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: vshah
well if this is real...sorry dude, but you'll be ok.

i thought this might help

http://www.urbandictionary.com...php?term=clint&r=f


but after reading it...i'm twice as confused.

-Vivan

That last definition is disturbing...

 

[MacBaine]

Better kill yourself... it only gets worse from here on out

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Id like to thank Ogg for his kind words. MartyMcFly3, while tactless in his approach, wants to know the answer as we all do. But can there be an answer if there is no question? We seek explanation to an answer which has no question.

I am going to Taco Bell now.

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Id like to thank Ogg for his kind words. MartyMcFly3, while tactless in his approach, wants to know the answer as we all do. But can there be an answer if there is no question? We seek explanation to an answer which has no question.

I am going to Taco Bell now.

clint?

oh well.. enjoy tacobelll--- grab a soft taco for me

 

[JDub02]

i say it's a joke or a social experiment.

 

[Ilmater]

I think I may have something here guys:

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Reading of countless philosophy and physics books only further deepened my doubts and beliefs.

I believe that in his pursuit of philosophical knowledge, he accidentally ran into a Nietzsche book and he's now f***ed for life. I'm not sure there's anything we can do to help him.

I nearly ran into a Nietzsche book in college. Luckily, I was able to pass the class without reading any of that trash.

"You say that chair is there, but I say it is not a chair and "it" is not there at all." F***ing weirdo.

COME BACK DELI!! PICK UP A MARTHA STEWART BOOK AND COME CLEAN MY HOUSE!!!

 

[SaltBoy]

This guy needs an exorcism, STAT!

 

[toekramp]

i can't believe i read this whole damn thread

 

[eigen]

Just kill yourself (maybe by drinking yourself to death).Think about it the human that knew you best in this world decided you werent being around anymore.You are now left with nothing but work and things.It is not the cowards way out but a perfectly sensible one. Even Camus said the only philosophical problem is that of Suicide.JUST DO IT.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Id like to thank Ogg for his kind words. MartyMcFly3, while tactless in his approach, wants to know the answer as we all do. But can there be an answer if there is no question? We seek explanation to an answer which has no question.

I am going to Taco Bell now.

I GOT IT!!! THE BOLDED LETTERS SPELL CLINT!!!

Sh*t, you guys know that already, don't you.