Clint, I give up.

[Nikamichi]

Dear Brian,

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again...to your wife.

:evil:

 

[Rumpltzer]

I understand.

In death, a member if Project Mayhem has a name.

His name is Clint.

 

[OverVolt]

Find a hobby or something you like to do thats relaxing, try some new stuff, to take your mind off things.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: JDub02
i say it's a joke or a social experiment.

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[DougK62]

Lame

 

[PowderBB3D]

Ban

 

[Mr N8]

You will never be Syringer!

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

stick Clint up your arse.

 

[Darkstar757]

clint buawahahahaa

on another note bro I feel you pain women need better male role models cause I swear 90 percent of the women out here today are dumb hoes.

 

[mattlear]

Aren't you the dude with the nasty pilonidal cyst?

Maybe that's why your wife left... you had more than one hole in your arse?

Hey man, just kidding around. Dunno what's really going on, but if you're really bummed out, have a :beer:

-Matt

 

[MrDingleDangle]

wtf is going on...

I can just imagine his trip to TAco Bell

Hellodeli-Clint, I would like 3 soft tacos and a bean burritto
TacoBellEmployee-My name is Sandra
HD- Clint, Oh I would also like a mt. dew.
TBE- (looks around confused), My name is Sandra, there is no Clint here
HD- Clint, what is taking so long?
TBE- Is this some sort of joke?
HD- Clint, isn't life just some sort of joke?
TBE- ok whatever mister,

 

[Siva]

i don't think I've ever met anyone named clint

 

[Mr N8]

Clint?

 

[KoolAidKid]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
wtf is going on...

I can just imagine his trip to TAco Bell

Hellodeli-Clint, I would like 3 soft tacos and a bean burritto
TacoBellEmployee-My name is Sandra
HD- Clint, Oh I would also like a mt. dew.
TBE- (looks around confused), My name is Sandra, there is no Clint here
HD- Clint, what is taking so long?
TBE- Is this some sort of joke?
HD- Clint, isn't life just some sort of joke?
TBE- ok whatever mister,

LOL

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
wtf is going on...

I can just imagine his trip to TAco Bell

Hellodeli-Clint, I would like 3 soft tacos and a bean burritto
TacoBellEmployee-My name is Sandra
HD- Clint, Oh I would also like a mt. dew.
TBE- (looks around confused), My name is Sandra, there is no Clint here
HD- Clint, what is taking so long?
TBE- Is this some sort of joke?
HD- Clint, isn't life just some sort of joke?
TBE- ok whatever mister,

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Hello Deli,
this is Clint. RaynorWolfcastle kindly let me use his account to respond to your questions. The pain does get better eventually. Metaphorically, it's a lot like getting kicked in the pants by a young child: at first you feel anger, then the pain becomes so overwhelming that you just can't imagine it will ever stop while your significant other makes fun of you. I hope this answers that question adequately for you.

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: mattlear
Aren't you the dude with the nasty pilonidal cyst?

Maybe that's why your wife left... you had more than one hole in your arse?

Hey man, just kidding around. Dunno what's really going on, but if you're really bummed out, have a :beer:

-Matt

He's also the dude that got owned by a kid who played punching bag with his love sack. Now I'm starting to wonder if that story was true because of this Clint character ...

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I'm thinking the OP is a cryptic loser in need of trim.

 

[Kibbo]

For awhile there these posts reminded me of those code messages spies would send each other in the classified sections of the newspaper.

If you're really hurting man, I hope you do better.

If you relied on your family for all your personal meaning, then this was going to happen one day or another. Find it elsewhere. Books can't tell you where it is, just where it isn't.

And stay away from Nietzche. Ran into that brick wall myself last year. Very hard. Takes awhile to digest properly, and even then I don't really understand it.

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Dear Clint,

After eating I still empty. Something is missing now that my wife is gone. Some part of me left with her, and im afraid it cannot be recovered. Perhaps I see the light more clearly, except the light has been dark all along.

I had work today, however I am unable to work externally if I cannot work internally. Are you beginning to see, Clint? Is it becoming clear now? I am no longer living, I am mearly existing.

 

[PowderBB3D]

I figured it out. Clint is euphamism for "please ban me."

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: PowderBB3D
I figured it out. Clint is euphamism for "please ban me."

You don't know what a euphemism is, do you... Check it in a dictionary next time.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Leave me alone or else!!!

 

[brxndxn]

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Dear Clint,

After eating I still empty. Something is missing now that my wife is gone. Some part of me left with her, and im afraid it cannot be recovered. Perhaps I see the light more clearly, except the light has been dark all along.

I had work today, however I am unable to work externally if I cannot work internally. Are you beginning to see, Clint? Is it becoming clear now? I am no longer living, I am mearly existing.

The feelings you get from the attention of thousands of us is nowhere near that of your wife. We cannot satisfy you and you cannot satisfy yourself. Seek help from others, first and foremost, your wife. An emptiness filled with a void is still empty. Talk to her and then talk to us. Then, whatever we say, talk to her again.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Id like to thank Ogg for his kind words. MartyMcFly3, while tactless in his approach, wants to know the answer as we all do. But can there be an answer if there is no question? We seek explanation to an answer which has no question.

I am going to Taco Bell now.

Maybe I'd be tactful if i understood what in the flying fvck youre talking about!