Cloaked object videoed AND exposed

[Fanatical Meat]

Speaking of sasquatch,recentlty watched a doc were someone knocked one down.After investigating the motionless hairy mess on the floor he realized it was a guy in a gorrila suit.The moron must of timed his run across the road wrong :S.Hilariously tragic.

They guys who did the original grainy video pretty much came out and said it was a joke...
Can’t remember if it was one of them or someone who knew them but they were known in the area for doing pranks

 

[Zanovar]

I watched a doc were they put that original film through software to check its gait,etc.I always guessed it was a hoax,bit of fun i suppose unless your a guy in a gorrila suit running across roads

 

[SpectateSwamp]

Speaking of sasquatch,recentlty watched a doc were someone knocked one down.After investigating the motionless hairy mess on the floor he realized it was a guy in a gorrila suit.The moron must of timed his run across the road wrong :S.Hilariously tragic.

Reminds me of the first Sasquatch story I ever heard. (From the 50's)
A group of truckers were taking a break by a bridge. (Virginia Hills Rd)
Up drove another trucker with a wild look on his face.
He said: a big harry monster ran across the road in front of him
It had quite a main of hair. A beauty for sure.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Reminds me of the first Sasquatch story I ever heard. (From the 50's)
A group of truckers were taking a break by a bridge. (Virginia Hills Rd)
Up drove another trucker with a wild look on his face.
He said: a big harry monster ran across the road in front of him
It had quite a main of hair. A beauty for sure.

It was the 50's in a rural area. It could have just been a woman with poor grooming.

Don't you find it odd now that everyone has a camera on their phones and so many cars/trucks have dash cams that bigfoot sightings have almost completely stopped? Do you attribute that to the bigfoot learning stealth technology to combat modern surveillance? Could the alien motherships be helping to cloak bigfoot too as part of a sinister alliance between them?

 

[zinfamous]

Reminds me of the first Sasquatch story I ever heard. (From the 50's)
A group of truckers were taking a break by a bridge. (Virginia Hills Rd)
Up drove another trucker with a wild look on his face.
He said: a big harry monster ran across the road in front of him
It had quite a main of hair. A beauty for sure.

Trucker was sending signals to the other truckers (and you, apparently, when he told you that story). He was scouting for the bear among them.

Get it?

Dummy.

 

[CZroe]

I think there is a good TV show in this.
Agents Moulder & Scully go into the woods to find stuff.
Agent Moulder finds sounds and weird stuff, while Scully poops on everything and brings reason along.
Could be good TV

X-Files, this ain't.

 

[JEDIYoda]

So did you get a picture of Cheez`s cloaked tent??

 

[IronWing]

Or a pair of young men wandering the woods at night in search of a loaf of bread.

 

[SpectateSwamp]

The Trucker was the first.
I personally know 3 others that have spotted Big Foot.
The first was in 1988. While traveling past Hope B.C. a passenger saw one out the back window
The 2nd one was in 1998 july 26.. a co-worker had one walk across her driveway.
(Janice Gamble on the Beardies Reserve) I saw pictures of the casts of tracks.
She said she called the Radio station and the newspaper.. AND in 15 minutes there were pickup trucks driving across her lawn.. The tracks through the grass just seemed to disappear.
The 3rd one was west of here about 5 years ago. A Young lady and her friend seen it across the river near Keromeos B.C.
Over time I have heard of other encounters. Some much more exciting...

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

The Trucker was the first.
I personally know 3 others that have spotted Big Foot.
The first was in 1988. While traveling past Hope B.C. a passenger saw one out the back window
The 2nd one was in 1998 july 26.. a co-worker had one walk across her driveway.
(Janice Gamble on the Beardies Reserve) I saw pictures of the casts of tracks.
She said she called the Radio station and the newspaper.. AND in 15 minutes there were pickup trucks driving across her lawn.. The tracks through the grass just seemed to disappear.
The 3rd one was west of here about 5 years ago. A Young lady and her friend seen it across the river near Keromeos B.C.
Over time I have heard of other encounters. Some much more exciting...

Wow, if they are that easy to encounter, we should just catch one or get good photos of one. I mean, why not? Seems simple enough.

 

[darkswordsman17]

It was the 50's in a rural area. It could have just been a woman with poor grooming.

Don't you find it odd now that everyone has a camera on their phones and so many cars/trucks have dash cams that bigfoot sightings have almost completely stopped? Do you attribute that to the bigfoot learning stealth technology to combat modern surveillance? Could the alien motherships be helping to cloak bigfoot too as part of a sinister alliance between them?

This has already been established. Bigfoot is an interdimensional being that teleports to and from Earth. I'm not joking, that's literally where they're at with the bigfoot theories these days.

Bigfoot as an Interdimensional Interloper

There is probably no cryptid out there that is as sighted, talked about, and as well-known as Bigfoot. It is the rock star

mysteriousuniverse.org

Bigfoot and UFO Sightings Often Coincide, Here's the Connection | Gaia

On average about 20 percent of Bigfoot sightings correspond with UFO sightings, and though the statistic may be coincidental, there have been some other intriguing explanations proposed by experts in cryptozoology. Could these mysterious entities be visiting us from a parallel universe?

www.gaia.com

 

[nakedfrog]

as absurd as you are, I worship the bolded phrase. It should be your quote.

Yeah, he would be an interesting character in a show.

 

[nakedfrog]

This has already been established. Bigfoot is an interdimensional being that teleports to and from Earth. I'm not joking, that's literally where they're at with the bigfoot theories these days.

Bigfoot as an Interdimensional Interloper

There is probably no cryptid out there that is as sighted, talked about, and as well-known as Bigfoot. It is the rock star

mysteriousuniverse.org

Bigfoot and UFO Sightings Often Coincide, Here's the Connection | Gaia

On average about 20 percent of Bigfoot sightings correspond with UFO sightings, and though the statistic may be coincidental, there have been some other intriguing explanations proposed by experts in cryptozoology. Could these mysterious entities be visiting us from a parallel universe?

www.gaia.com

Oh yeah, that definitely makes more sense than being a simple hoax. Definitely.

Can I buy drugs from them?

 

[zinfamous]

This has already been established. Bigfoot is an interdimensional being that teleports to and from Earth. I'm not joking, that's literally where they're at with the bigfoot theories these days.

Bigfoot as an Interdimensional Interloper

There is probably no cryptid out there that is as sighted, talked about, and as well-known as Bigfoot. It is the rock star

mysteriousuniverse.org

Bigfoot and UFO Sightings Often Coincide, Here's the Connection | Gaia

On average about 20 percent of Bigfoot sightings correspond with UFO sightings, and though the statistic may be coincidental, there have been some other intriguing explanations proposed by experts in cryptozoology. Could these mysterious entities be visiting us from a parallel universe?

www.gaia.com

nuh uh

It's well established that Andre the Giant is sasquatch.

And now that Andre the Giant is many, many years dead, we know that Sasquatch is also dead.

 

[nakedfrog]

Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect me.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Oh yeah, that definitely makes more sense than being a simple hoax. Definitely.

Can I buy drugs from them?

I'd guess there's a pretty decent probability that you could.

I don't think people know how fucking insane conspiracy theories actually have gotten, and how they've tied like all of them together as a means of propping up their bubble, because if they admitted one was, then it'd topple like half of them and then they'd have to start questioning all of them which their minds can't handle but somehow can handle elaborate lore and shit for so much crazy shit. That's actually pretty much why the flat Earth shit started back up, basically idiots bought into so many conspiracies that someone was like "well they lied to us about everything, so why wouldn't they lie to us about the Earth being round?" I wish I was kidding.

This reminds me of a class I had in college, it was I think geology 101. But the teacher for some reason spent most of the early classes talking about cryptozoology (all the way up to the first exam, most of the classes he'd just talk about cryptozoological stuff, showing us slides about it). I go in and take the first exam and I remember thinking "WTF, where did this come from?" because it was stuff that wasn't even on the study sheet (or whatever they'd call it where it'd detail what was expected to be covered). I got in late to class the day we got the test back, and I could tell something was up immediately. There was just a weird feeling. But I got my exam and got distracted because I had an F and remembered how shitty the exam was. The professor starts talking about how disappointed he was and how like all but 5 people I think failed the exam (so I somewhat sighed in relief that I wasn't bonkers for not having any idea where the hell they got the questions on the test from), and that the other ones only got I think Ds and Cs except for maybe one that got a B somehow. He talks for awhile then asks what the class felt like was the problem. They asked him why the exam had nothing to do with the study guide he handed out the week prior to the exam. He then said something like it wasn't his job to hold our hands and that it was just a guide and never meant it would cover what would be on the exam and it was our responsibility (I don't think the exam covered what the syllabus or anything covered, I outright don't think it was a Geology 101 exam but was from some other class). Then people started getting pissed and asked him why he spent all the classes showing us that cryptozoology stuff. Then it just turned into him and some of the students yelling and screaming at each other and I thought a full on fight was going to break out, but then a bunch of the students started leaving (and got the ones that looked like they were going to fight to leave). Apparently most of them went to the head of the department and complained right then. Quite a few dropped the class. The next class he basically said he wasn't going to even talk about the first exam or what happened, but that there would be a curve and I think I ended up with a B because of that. Then he told us it wasn't the first time that situation had happened (which really had me going WTF that he'd done that before and had the same problem, although he made sure to remark that it wasn't normally that bad (and by that he meant that the class did that poorly collectively). He then went on to spend the rest of the class trying to explain and justify him spending like 1/4 of the semester lecturing cryptozoology.

nuh uh

It's well established that Andre the Giant is sasquatch.

And now that Andre the Giant is many, many years dead, we know that Sasquatch is also dead.

Nuh uh that was a disinformation campaign pushed by G-Men to keep you sheeple in line and unaware of the secret Nazi base inside the Hollow Earth!

(I thought about saying that Giant Gonzalez was the real bigfoot as a wrestling tie-in.)

Also that reminds me of a good episode from the Venture Bros where Brock goes on a camping trip and gets attacked by Steve "Summers" who thought he was sent to hunt him down (because he hadn't fully paid off the $6million body work he had done) and then finds out that he's gay with bigfoot.

It also reminds me of the scene from Hercules in New York where Ah-nuld fights a bear and then throws it into fucking space!

Hercules in New York - Arnold vs the Bear Fight Scene

Arnold Schwarzenegger beats that bear's butt

www.youtube.com

Shit, it wasn't that one, it was Lou Ferrigno (as Hercules, so see how I got my wires crossed):

- YouTube

Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.

www.youtube.com

 

[IronWing]

Was Grendel the earliest documented Sasquatch?

 

[SpectateSwamp]

Wow, if they are that easy to encounter, we should just catch one or get good photos of one. I mean, why not? Seems simple enough.

Another story from 30 years ago.
Near Rocky Mountain House on a pipeline right-a-way
A couple of Cat operators were interrupted when
A Sasquatch came out of the bush and started throwing 45 Gallon drums of diesel around like they were beach balls. Neither got off their machines..
Nope. there isn't anybody that strong.

 

[nakedfrog]

Another story from 30 years ago.
Near Rocky Mountain House on a pipeline right-a-way
A couple of Cat operators were interrupted when
A Sasquatch came out of the bush and started throwing 45 Gallon drums of diesel around like they were beach balls. Neither got off their machines..
Nope. there isn't anybody that strong.

One questions whether this is even within the bounds of physical limitations for any animal.

 

[IronWing]

Another story from 30 years ago.
Near Rocky Mountain House on a pipeline right-a-way
A couple of Cat operators were interrupted when
A Sasquatch came out of the bush and started throwing 45 Gallon drums of diesel around like they were beach balls. Neither got off their machines..
Nope. there isn't anybody that strong.

Translation: a dozer backed over the diesel drums and the operator blamed Big Foot.

 

[Ichinisan]

...

Also that reminds me of a good episode from the Venture Bros where Brock goes on a camping trip and gets attacked by Steve "Summers" who thought he was sent to hunt him down (because he hadn't fully paid off the $6million body work he had done) and then finds out that he's gay with bigfoot.

...

Well, yeah. Venture Bros parodies everything from pop culture over the last 4 or 5 decades.

 

[zinfamous]

It also reminds me of the scene from Hercules in New York where Ah-nuld fights a bear and then throws it into fucking space!

Hercules in New York - Arnold vs the Bear Fight Scene

Arnold Schwarzenegger beats that bear's butt

www.youtube.com

Shit, it wasn't that one, it was Lou Ferrigno (as Hercules, so see how I got my wires crossed):

- YouTube

Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.

www.youtube.com

Oh, he didn't just toss the bear into space, it looks like he created a constellation in the process!

 

[SpectateSwamp]

Leave those Bears alone.

Those detailed filenames.. made it easy to implement the
Spectate Slider ... It'll show you the important stuff...

This feature changes finding and exposing Cloakies and other Cloud Creatures.
It was an impossible task to show these short fast segments... before
But not no more...

 

[IronWing]

You have me convinced; I now believe in bears.

Cute bear, your movie?

 

[SpectateSwamp]

You have me convinced; I now believe in bears.

Cute bear, your movie?

That is My Mom and a tame bear.
Bear is scruffy.. Maybe because he wasn't denned up.