CNN Breaking News...first military planes land at Baghdad airport

[conjur]

 

[snooker]

Must be Iraqi Military aircraft since the Iraqi Information Minister says Iraq is still in firm control of the airport and has US troops trapped in a village

EDIT: typos

 

[conjur]

heh...I just wish for once the cameraman on al Sahaf would pull pack and reveal the Fedayeen members pointing rifles at his head.

 

[SlowSS]

But, but, minister of disinformation said we don't have control of the airport, so how can we land our airplanes there...

 

[PreDatoR]

Their totally grasping at everything they can... lol Minister of Disinformation

 

[mechBgon]

I'm still waiting for him to top himself after the part about the Explosive Child-Killing Pencils Of Doom. Maybe he's the guy who tipped Saddam's location to the US, and is just playing out his part as arranged.


CIA Operative: Ok, you need to discredit the regime by making the most ludicrous, blatant, unbelievable propoganda statements you can think of. The more desparate it sounds, the better. Make allusions to the stuff being reported on CNN, so it gets out to the Iraqis indirectly. This should keep Saddam from suspecting you, also. Base your operation in building X, we're designating it a non-target so you survive.

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf: Piece of cake... I've had plenty of practice

 

[whovous]

Originally posted by: SlowSS
But, but, minister of disinformation said we don't have control of the airport, so how can we land our airplanes there...

Silly boy, all of our cowardly planes are landing there to surrender. After all, it is Saddam Hussein they are up against. He might just pull them down out of the sky if they make him angry enough.

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: snooker
Must be Iraqi Military aircraft since the Iraqi Information Minister says Iraq is still in firm control of the airport and has US troops trapped in a village

EDIT: typos

Heh if you didn't say it I would have, it is one thing to spread propaganda (no doubt our government does a little of it themselves) but the Iraqi's aren't even good at it. I mean while we were bombing baghdad they were saying that it was made up in Hollywood, While their soldiers were surrendering by the thousands, they were saying it was happening in Jordan, I mean comeon can't they just claim they have killed hundreds of American's or something half way believeable?

 

[Konigin]

I love how we have renamed the airport already.