I would prefer you change the "you" to "we" but whatever...
Because I share beliefs and values with many many many people? Hmm, it never occurred to me that to be truly unique I must follow Trump.
Alright, I'm in.
Phew, it was touch and go there for a while. I nearly lost my unique status. Thanks for the head's up. So, where do I go from here?
- Fill my heart with hate.
- Believe that because I'm white, I'm better.
- Fear everything/everyone that's not me or someone like me
- Have a top secret, full gender-reassignment surgery because... female.
- Believe in a God/Religion only in as much as it gets me what I want and discriminates/suppresses anyone who is not me or like me.
- Believe that the economy should work only in my favor.
- Believe that Education is only for the wealthy but then only pretend to get an education and sound stupid 100% of the time thereafter.
- Know in my heart of hearts that keeping everyone around me uneducated, unhealthy and poor is what will raise me to supremacy.
- Pretend to be superior but really be extremely insecure.
- Lie, lie, lie and make things up.
Well, the list goes on and on.
I give up, I'll stay me, my own special kind of unique... or should I say Younique. I guarantee if you knew me, you'd have no other way to explain me AND you'd be exceedingly pleased about it. Especially when I convince a room full of virtual strangers to fly paper airplanes at you for disagreeing with me about anything. I did that to a very Conservative person and we're the closest of friends to this day because of it.
Don't you wish you could say the same about yourself? It's super fun. I love being me! So few people can say that about themselves. Sea Ray? Do you love you? If you did, you'd really despise this Administration and it's Mustard Condiment topper.