Co-worker question

[fLum0x]

Originally posted by: theknight571
<referring back to the pics> Don't you have the money and the water bottle at the moment?

Perhaps he'll forget all about it.

haha. yea. he actually left it at my desk to "think about it"...i just left work and i am at home now. i returned it to him before i left.

 

[AdamK47]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS

Originally posted by: fLum0x

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS

Originally posted by: fLum0x
p.s. His GF just got her car stolen and supposedly he did this with another co-worker for a sharpie and the co-worker took the $100. What the hell?!

So, his girlfriends car got stolen and he decides to sell a sharpie to a co-woker for $100? I fail to see the connection.

he bought the sharpie off of another co-worker for $100

Yes, but how does that tie in with the car getting stolen?

you said he sold the sharpie, this guy was just correcting you.

Oh OK, I get it now. The guy and another co-worker stole the car so that the guy could buy the sharpie off of the co-worker for $100.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS

Originally posted by: fLum0x

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS

Originally posted by: fLum0x
p.s. His GF just got her car stolen and supposedly he did this with another co-worker for a sharpie and the co-worker took the $100. What the hell?!

So, his girlfriends car got stolen and he decides to sell a sharpie to a co-woker for $100? I fail to see the connection.

he bought the sharpie off of another co-worker for $100

Yes, but how does that tie in with the car getting stolen?

you said he sold the sharpie, this guy was just correcting you.

Oh OK, I get it now. The guy and another co-worker stole the car so that the guy could buy the sharpie off of the co-worker for $100.

I don't think there's any connection between the sharpie and the car.

 

[fLum0x]

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS

Originally posted by: fLum0x

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS

Originally posted by: fLum0x
p.s. His GF just got her car stolen and supposedly he did this with another co-worker for a sharpie and the co-worker took the $100. What the hell?!

So, his girlfriends car got stolen and he decides to sell a sharpie to a co-woker for $100? I fail to see the connection.

he bought the sharpie off of another co-worker for $100

Yes, but how does that tie in with the car getting stolen?

you said he sold the sharpie, this guy was just correcting you.

Oh OK, I get it now. The guy and another co-worker stole the car so that the guy could buy the sharpie off of the co-worker for $100.

wow. His GF's car got stolen. PERIOD

he came in a week or so later and bought a sharpie off a co-worker for $100 in cash. Anything else i need to explain?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: fLum0x
he came in a week or so later and bought a sharpie off a co-worker for $100 in cash. Anything else i need to explain?

Where were you at 10:30 last Wednesday evening? And why do you wear womens clothing on the weekends?

 

[DanFungus]

+1 vote for the suicide theory.
Have you been friendly towards him in the past? How about the person he gave $100 for the sharpie?

 

[pennylane]

Does he have any mental problems?

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: Citrix
the guy is a loon. dont do it, stay out of it, distance yourself from him. hell i would even consider letting HR know about his odd behavior.

I agree with this. Unless this guy is part of some hidden camera experiment, he's off his rocker and not the type of person you should be taking advantage of.


I just read your updates. He's about to get fired and carted away. If you need the money and think he can afford it, take it now.

 

[honkee]

Give him the water bottle, invite him to dinner,then back to your place, unzip and then close your eyes.

 

[Marinski]

He had his GFs car stolen, sold the parts for cash, and hes using people to launder the money.

 

[AdamK47]

Originally posted by: Marinski
He had his GFs car stolen, sold the parts for cash, and hes using people to launder the money.

Just as I suspected.

 

[Howard]

But why would he want a water bottle?

 

[Cable God]

I think he's a fry short of a happy meal...... RUN! Lock yourself in the server room. Hide in a rack behind the nest of cabling! This is the exact reason my Glock 29 is always with me, home or work.

 

[James Bond]

+1 Vote for stole the money from the company and/or fraud in some way.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS

Originally posted by: Marinski
He had his GFs car stolen, sold the parts for cash, and hes using people to launder the money.

Just as I suspected.

yeah but when you launder money, isn't it supposed to be for yourself? you don't give it away to random people...

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS

Originally posted by: Marinski
He had his GFs car stolen, sold the parts for cash, and hes using people to launder the money.

Just as I suspected.

yeah but when you launder money, isn't it supposed to be for yourself? you don't give it away to random people...

yeah, that kind of defeats the whole purpose.

"I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are, looking up money laundering in a dictionary".

 

[Mermaidman]

Did the bottle come from a motel room in Gallup, New Mexico, 1961?

 

[Mermaidman]

Ask for $500. If he's willing to pay that, then something serious is going on and I'd flee. If not, he's just playing around.

 

[AdamK47]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS

Originally posted by: Marinski
He had his GFs car stolen, sold the parts for cash, and hes using people to launder the money.

Just as I suspected.

yeah but when you launder money, isn't it supposed to be for yourself? you don't give it away to random people...

It may seem that way to people with limited understanding of the plan.

 

[sandmanwake]

A man walks down the street and sees this bar that's just packed, so he goes in to see what the deal was. After waiting in line a while, he manages to get to the bar. He asks how much a beer was. Bartender replies, "Five cents". Guy thinks, "Wow, that's really cheap, must be some sort of special promotion they're having". Guy asks, "Well how about that bottle of Grey Goose"? Bartender says, "Five cents, in fact anything you want is only five cents tonight". Guy goes, "Oh wow, this is some crazy promption you guys are having. Are you the owner of this bar? How can you afford to be selling everything for only a nickle?" Bartender replies, "Nah, I'm not the owner. He's at my house screwing my wife, so I'm here screwing him".

 

[AdamK47]

Originally posted by: sandmanwake
A man walks down the street and sees this bar that's just packed, so he goes in to see what the deal was. After waiting in line a while, he manages to get to the bar. He asks how much a beer was. Bartender replies, "Five cents". Guy thinks, "Wow, that's really cheap, must be some sort of special promotion they're having". Guy asks, "Well how about that bottle of Grey Goose"? Bartender says, "Five cents, in fact anything you want is only five cents tonight". Guy goes, "Oh wow, this is some crazy promption you guys are having. Are you the owner of this bar? How can you afford to be selling everything for only a nickle?" Bartender replies, "Nah, I'm not the owner. He's at my house screwing my wife, so I'm here screwing him".

Around here, if every beer was 5 cents everyone would still be drinking Bud Light. It's a sad fact.

 

[evilsaint]

Originally posted by: AdamK47 3DS

Originally posted by: sandmanwake
A man walks down the street and sees this bar that's just packed, so he goes in to see what the deal was. After waiting in line a while, he manages to get to the bar. He asks how much a beer was. Bartender replies, "Five cents". Guy thinks, "Wow, that's really cheap, must be some sort of special promotion they're having". Guy asks, "Well how about that bottle of Grey Goose"? Bartender says, "Five cents, in fact anything you want is only five cents tonight". Guy goes, "Oh wow, this is some crazy promption you guys are having. Are you the owner of this bar? How can you afford to be selling everything for only a nickle?" Bartender replies, "Nah, I'm not the owner. He's at my house screwing my wife, so I'm here screwing him".

Around here, if every beer was 5 cents everyone would still be drinking Bud Light. It's a sad fact.

It seems to have that same unidentifiable addictive quality as Diet Coke...

 

[evilsaint]

And, yeah, on-topic, who cares is this guy is out of his mind? Like somebody said earlier, make up a quick contract in MS Word and you're golden. Guy still @ the office?

 

[platinumike]

He's doing it to be funny. I joke around like that with people when I get bored. I did the same thing with a box of cereal my brother bought, I did it just to stir up so fun, I never paid for it though, and he never gave me the cereal. Right before i left for work I was talking to him seriously about buying his box of cereal, and I was like " I want you to think about this before you accept my money" ( i was offering him $50) and I just left, I come home and my whole family bombards me asking why i need his cereal so badly, and I was laughing at all the conclusions they had came to.

 

[fLum0x]

no i am not at work

Also, platinummike, he handed me 2 $100 bills that are real and walked away. I am sure you wouldn't let your brother hold the cereal and the $50...