Shredded cabbage goes great with shredded carrots and mayonnaise.
I tend to disagree.
Just trying to spread a little humor on an especially sober day.
Here's a few more:
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
Allen's Law
The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
Bove's Theorem
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Cannon's Law
No project was ever completed on time and within budget.
Cheops Law
Hot glass looks the same as cold glass.
Dominic Cirino's Law of Burnt Fingers
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Ducharme's Precept
In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.
Ehre's Double-Door Law
If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored.
Fresco's Law
2 is not equal to 3 - not even for very large values of 2.
Grabel's Law
When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
Gunter's First Law of Air Travel
The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of you coffee.
Gunter's Second Law of Air Travel
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Hartley's Law
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
McGregor's Revised Maxim
If at first you don't succeed, read the manual
Montgomery's Maxim
If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.
O'Brian's Law
Variables won't, constants aren't.
Osborn's Law
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere will not hate it.
Pohl's Law
The most delicate component will be dropped.
Rosenfield's Regret
When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Rule of Accuracy
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you have tried.
Rule of Failure
If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
Rule of Reason
It works better if you plug it in.
Sattinger's Law
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
Wethern's Law
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
Wyszkowski's Second Law
Nobody notices when things go right.
Zimmerman's Law of Complaints
I tend to disagree.
Just trying to spread a little humor on an especially sober day.
Here's a few more:
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
Allen's Law
The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
Bove's Theorem
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Cannon's Law
No project was ever completed on time and within budget.
Cheops Law
Hot glass looks the same as cold glass.
Dominic Cirino's Law of Burnt Fingers
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Ducharme's Precept
In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.
Ehre's Double-Door Law
If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored.
Fresco's Law
2 is not equal to 3 - not even for very large values of 2.
Grabel's Law
When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
Gunter's First Law of Air Travel
The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of you coffee.
Gunter's Second Law of Air Travel
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Hartley's Law
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
McGregor's Revised Maxim
If at first you don't succeed, read the manual
Montgomery's Maxim
If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.
O'Brian's Law
Variables won't, constants aren't.
Osborn's Law
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere will not hate it.
Pohl's Law
The most delicate component will be dropped.
Rosenfield's Regret
When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Rule of Accuracy
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you have tried.
Rule of Failure
If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
Rule of Reason
It works better if you plug it in.
Sattinger's Law
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
Wethern's Law
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
Wyszkowski's Second Law
Nobody notices when things go right.
Zimmerman's Law of Complaints