College party situations

[minendo]

Last night my sister was out at a house party where some asshat was dropping X into girl's drinks. How did the party throwers handle it? They simply told him he had to leave.

How would you have handled it?

I would probably have beaten the crap out of him and called the cops. I sure in hell am not going to let this guy go to some other party and do the same thing.

 

[Orsorum]

I would have gotten a couple of the guys to hold him down and then called the cops. You can get some serious jail time for that.

 

[00Jones]

I'd drug him, then buy him a man ho to rape his ass. That would be fun

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: 00Jones
I'd drug him, then buy him a man ho to rape his ass. That would be fun

You strike me as someone who would think watching some guy getting ass raped would be fun

The Dude dosing the Chicks drinks deserved to be beaten to a pulp and then turned over to the authorities.

 

[Evadman]

Punch him in the neck, then toss him out into the yard. Then kick him in the gut and dump a beer on him. Then call the cops and say he fell down the stairs.

 

[freakflag]

Castration.

 

[kranky]

I'm with the "oops, he fell down the stairs" opinion. No way do you let someone get away with that.

 

[ScottyB]

I would ask him what he was doing. Then I would take him down into the cellar, where the affected girls would tie him up and slowly strip the skin from his body. Then we would feed him his skin over a period of a week while we would give him IV fluid to keep him alive. We would also have lots of cats in the basement to lick his wounds with their sandpaper-like tongues.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: ScottyB
I would ask him what he was doing. Then I would take him down into the cellar, where the affected girls would tie him up and slowly strip the skin from his body. Then we would feed him his skin over a period of a week while we would give him IV fluid to keep him alive. We would also have lots of cats in the basement to lick his wounds with their sandpaper-like tongues.

You are a sick man..keep it up

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: ScottyB
I would ask him what he was doing. Then I would take him down into the cellar, where the affected girls would tie him up and slowly strip the skin from his body. Then we would feed him his skin over a period of a week while we would give him IV fluid to keep him alive. We would also have lots of cats in the basement to lick his wounds with their sandpaper-like tongues.

:Q

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

I doubt it was X; probably something like rohypnol, GHB, or a benzo. Kick his ass out with a kick in the junk, and a stolen wallet.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
I doubt it was X; probably something like rohypnol, GHB, or a benzo. Kick his ass out with a kick in the junk, and a stolen wallet.

It really doesn't matter what it was, dosing someones drink is dispecable

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: ScottyB
I would ask him what he was doing. Then I would take him down into the cellar, where the affected girls would tie him up and slowly strip the skin from his body. Then we would feed him his skin over a period of a week while we would give him IV fluid to keep him alive. We would also have lots of cats in the basement to lick his wounds with their sandpaper-like tongues.

:beer:

 

[agnitrate]

Here's what I would have done :

1) Beat the hell out of the guy
2) Dump a couple of beers on him
3) Super-glue the stuff he was putting in their drinks to his forehead
4) Drop him off at the local police station and watch the hilarity ensue

-silver

 

[Elita1]

what a creep.

anything involving him ending up at the police station in women's panties sounds good to me

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: ScottyB
I would ask him what he was doing. Then I would take him down into the cellar, where the affected girls would tie him up and slowly strip the skin from his body. Then we would feed him his skin over a period of a week while we would give him IV fluid to keep him alive. We would also have lots of cats in the basement to lick his wounds with their sandpaper-like tongues.

:Q

 

[Broohaha]

i would probably ask him if i could get in on the actio---uh, i mean, what scottyb said.

 

[nativesunshine]

this is why i don't go to college parties...unless I was accompanied by more than 1 person and we could watch each other's backs.

 

[Gravity]

You have to want to help the natural selection process a bit. This guy seems to have gotten by the other controls. beating, castration and arrest would also help him better assume his, um, role in society.

gravity

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Umm... put X in HIS drinks?

 

[no0b]

baseball bat

 

[cheapgoose]

would've def got some guys together and make him fall down a flight of stairs. or run into a door or something.

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Umm... put X in HIS drinks?

X is enjoyable, buddy.

 

[Kev]

i've beaten the hell out of people for much,much less

 

[Kev]

especially if my sister was there. i would probably kill the guy