College room mate problem, need some advice.

[GTaudiophile]

Ask him if they want to do a threesome?

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Shes German, then of course she wants some hot 3-way sex with you and your room-mate. Ask to join in the fracas of dirtying up your sheets and get your $800 worth by smacking that ass and knocking the bottom out of it. A little DP action never hurt anyone.


Yeah, tell your room-mate to go rent a hotel room!

 

[her209]

SHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!

 

[naldo]

Originally posted by: Compton
ALL YOUR DORM ROOM ARE BELONG TO US!!!

SOMEONE SET UP US TO BONE!!!!!!

 

[Cattlegod]

Originally posted by: her209
SHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!

 

[imported_cheapdude]

When he is done with his girlfriend, you should say my bed, my turn.

 

[cheesygoldfish]

Hide a webcam in your room and stream it live for all to see.

 

[Howard]

HAHAHA YOU LIKE MANLOVE?

 

[iliopsoas]

Originally posted by: Gl4di4tor
HI, MY ROOMMATE IN MY COLLEGE DORM HAS INVITED OVER HIS GIRLFRIEND FROM GERMANY AND NOW HE'S ASKING ME TO SLEEP OVER AT MY FRIENDS COUCH IN THE DORM NEXT DOOR FOR 2 WEEKS. MEANWHILE, THEY HAVE COMBINED MY BED AND HIS BED AND ARE NOw MAKING SEXY TIME ON IT. MY ROOMMATE IS PRETTY COOL AND I DON'T WANT TO JUST KICK HIS GIRLFRIEND OUT. SO I DID SLEEP OVER ON THE COUCH LAST NIGHT, BUT AFTER A BAD NIGHTS SLEEP I'M PISSED AND DON'T THINK I COULD DO THIS FOR 2 WEEKS AND STILL PAY $800 IN DORM RENT. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, BOY?!!

BOOT HIS BITCH OUT. CALL THE CAMPUS POLICE IF YOU HAVE TO. YOU PAY RENT. WHY SHOULD YOU HAVE TO SPEND 2 WEEKS ON A COUCH SOMEWHERE ELSE?

YOUR ROOMMATE IS A TOOL. HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE OF DECENCY. HE SHOULD GO RENT A HOTEL ROOM, NOT IMPOSE ON OTHERS.

 

[iliopsoas]

Originally posted by: naldo

Originally posted by: Compton
ALL YOUR DORM ROOM ARE BELONG TO US!!!

SOMEONE SET UP US TO BONE!!!!!!

WE GET SIGNAL.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Tell your roommate that he's pathetic if he has to bang german chicks. From what I've heard, the most difficult part about doing that is finding one. (around here anyway)

 

[bleeb]

ask him to pay you 800 bucks and they can have the room.

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: pulse8
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

:laugh:

I'm thinking there might be some shens here (by the OP I mean).

 

[Gl4di4tor]

update: (11:30pm)
I told him that I wanted my bed back and that I was not willing to sleep anywhere else tonight, then he got very upset and started cursing. He even threatened to beat me (scary because he's 6'4" and 250lb, an ex-basketball player from germany) what should I do?

 

[BarneyFife]

Originally posted by: Gl4di4tor
update: (11:30pm)
I told him that I wanted my bed back and that was not willing to sleep anywhere else and then he got very upset. He even threatened to beat me (scary because he's 6'4" and 250lb ex-basketball player from germany) what should I do?

Wow! Are you in the US? Don't let this fool bully you. You pay rent each month like he does and if he wants to make sexy time, he should get a motel room.

 

[everman]

wtf it's 3-way or no way, just tell him that.

 

[kevnich2]

Well first of all, grow a spine. If your old enough to be in college, you should be using your head a little. From your post, you sound like your still in high school. Second, it doesn't matter what your roommate thinks or how big he is. Tell him to get his german girlfriend and go get a hotel room if he wants some action. If he doesn't like it and is threatening, then it's time to get your RA or whoever is in charge of the dorm involved and get him removed from the room.

 

[wetcat007]

MAKE A COMPROMISE, SLEEP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND.

 

[senseamp]

Compromise. Tell him you are sleeping in your bed, but that his girlfriend is still welcome there.

 

[Kirby]

shank his ass and bang her ass

 

[HaxorNubcake]

be a gladiator. rip his head off.

 

[Jeff7]

What should you do? Try to find another roommate. Making threats of bodily harm isn't something you should have to deal with.

Right now you're going up against someone who's let his million-year-old evolutionary programming take over his tiny brain. That sort of person doesn't usually listen to reason. The excessive testosterone won't let them.

Other option: a taser. Or a shock collar.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Originally posted by: nkgreen
shank his ass and bang her ass

OMFG! I seriously laughed my fvckin ass off on this comment!

 

[Gamingphreek]

I seriously hope this isn't a shens -_-

At any rate, don't listen to half of these morons. Most of the people here feel all high and mighty behind the computer, but few would actually do as they say.

I'm in College rooming with someone as well whom I don't see eye to eye with a lot of the time, so I have at least a small inkling of what you are going through. If it were me in that situation:

1. Don't get pissed off and start yelling like half the people here believe you should. That is only going to make matters worse. Seeing as he is apparently bigger than you, that = bad for you.
2. Explain to him calmly that this isn't fair to you for a number of reasons.
3. You are men, don't start telling each other how you feel about things, just be straight forward with him.
4. If he refuses you have to bring in your landlord or the police into it. You pay rent, you haven't done anything wrong, he has no right to kick you out. Especially if he is using your bed and your possessions (Sheets) for whatever he feels he wants.

In short, don't let him walk all over you- be firm. However don't act like a stuck-up jerk with a chip on his shoulder.

Good Luck, I hope something works out for the better!

-Kevin

 

[LtPage1]

He's an a-hole, get what's yours.

And find your caps lock key, for the love of god.