Colonic irrigation

[marincounty]

Go to Taco Bell. Order anything with ground beef in it. Problem solved.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

you could get diverticulosis, however a colon rinse won't do anything for that. IMO colon rinse = worthless. Try eating more fiber. Even a fiber supplement is better than nothing. I use benefiber and I can't even taste it when it's mixed up, however I'd mix with 12oz of water instead of the recommended 8oz.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diverticulum

edit: obviously I'm not a doctor

Actually, the only thing your body WILL NOT completely dissolve is vegetable fibers, they will make most people bloated and may cause some some discomfort but they will NEVER rinse anything out (i imagine people expect them to act like some sort of brush to clean your intestines, be very glad that they don't, you'd need an operation everytime you ingested them if they did).

No meat, no matter what sort or how much will ever clog your intestines, it will either be completely dissolved or passed out by the natural means, it will never get stuck anywhere, not even 1/10 of a gram of it.

 

[Aquaman]

For you Mr Pickins

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Fayd]

wow, you douche.

 

[coreyb]

I would get someone who actually went to medical school to answer this question for you.

 

[0roo0roo]

I'm no MD, but I'd be forced to agree. To the best of my knowledge, it's physically impossible for material to become "stuck" in any portion of your digestive system/tract for any significant period of time without causing some fairly severe (and noticeable) symptoms.

yea decomp would put out some pretty extreme poisons into your body.

your shit would stink at a level you wouldn't be able to ignore, and you'd die.

pretty easy experiement really, someone just cram a steak up your ass and let it rot for years.
just try it.

 

[Aquaman]

This ones for you Mr. Pickens

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[jjzelinski]

lol

 

[sourceninja]

I've always wanted to know what these toxin I'm going to clense are?

Also. I recently had surgery that required a full bowel prep. I laugh at people who willingly do that to themselves.

 

[Wyndru]

Someone here really likes this thread.

 

[MrPickins]

This ones for you Mr. Pickens

Cheers,
Aquaman

:awe:

Still no need for a cleansing.

Tex-Mex does that for me (and much more pleasantly, I'd imagine).

 

[TehMac]

John Wayne had 30 lbs of compacted undigestive junk in his intestines when he died... mostly because he ate steaks as his main source of food. So that little tidbit made me wonder what I got going on in my system.

*facepalm* that's an urban legend.

edit: *looks at thread date* Oh...OOOOOOH

 

[Born2bwire]

*facepalm* that's an urban legend.

edit: *looks at thread date* Oh...OOOOOOH

Yeah, we just use this thread to remind Mr. Pickins that it's time for his regular irrigation.

 

[KeithP]

John Wayne had 30 lbs of compacted undigestive junk in his intestines when he died... mostly because he ate steaks as his main source of food.

You are far more full of cr@p then he was. http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

-KeithP

 

[AlienCraft]

Otherwise known as an enema.
Drink some Metamucil daily and you won't listen to ass idiots.
Colonics can disturb the flora and fauna of the gut.
Don't doo it.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

Drink some Metamucil daily and you won't listen to ass idiots.

I drank metamucil twice a day for about a year. But it didn't prevent constipation. Only thing that will undoubtedly prevent constipation, is a healthy diet...

 

[TehMac]

You are far more full of cr@p then he was. http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

-KeithP

I think I remember that link actually being posted earlier in this thread, it's one of the reasons why I have stayed so long at ATOT. Because I had never seen a forum like this one, where people actually try to debunk blatantly stupid crap like that.

 

[sdifox]

power washer to the rescue!

 

[bobeedee]

John Wayne had 30 lbs of compacted undigestive junk in his intestines when he died... mostly because he ate steaks as his main source of food. So that little tidbit made me wonder what I got going on in my system.

Go to your local grocery store and pick up three 10 lb bags of potatoes-think about having that in your colon (not much room for anything else)...

 

[MrPickins]

Habanero enchiladas work just as well and are a much more pleasant experience.

 

[Icepick]

You are far more full of cr@p then he was. http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

-KeithP

Holy Sh**

 

[yours truly]

Repost?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/aug/01/colonic-irrigation-dangerous

http://www.jfponline.com/Pages.asp?AID=9783&issue=August_2011&UID=

Apparently shoving up to 60 litres of water up your bumhole isn't good for you.

Who would have thought..

 

[MrPickins]

I hear the nutribullet makes some great cleansing drinks. :-o

 

[Born2bwire]

I hear the nutribullet makes some great cleansing drinks. :-o

Is it time again already?