Colorado woman punches then rubs her buttocks on a 30 million dollar painting.

[Ausm]

Fixed Thread Title.

Fern
Super Moderator

I am curious to how many people on this forum would hit on this chick.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45881755/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/#.TwWi99SiGgY

 

[highland145]

Ban. Babe thread.

 

[Ausm]

Ban. Babe thread.

Actually it is news and I wouldn't classify the chick in question a "babe".

 

[highland145]

Actually it is news and I wouldn't classify the chick in question a "babe".

True. Pointy elbows.

 

[highland145]

It's a B.S. charge. How could she have done anything with her buttocks besides improve it. $30,000,000.00?????

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/multimedia/clyfford_still/8.html

 

[silverpig]

No worries. I'll just paint another one. I'll do it for $1M too.

 

[Ausm]

LOL!

 

[spacejamz]

So a "30 million" piece of art is left totally exposed to public access? The exhibit operators are completely naive or completely stupid....

 

[DAGTA]

Someone is willing to pay $30M for that?

 

[KB]

No worries. I'll just paint another one. I'll do it for $1M too.

She could have peed on an empty canvas and made them a whole new work of art better than that.

 

[soulcougher73]

I think the real tragedy in this story is why in the hell is that craptastic painting worth 30 million dollars. I can do that im not even a painter or artist.

 

[Macamus Prime]

Crack whore trash - so, which one of you is dating this crazy bitch?

 

[Atreus21]

Art like that always pisses me off when it's treated like some unbelievable expression of art.

 

[momeNt]

I love this piece of art, thankfully she only caused 10k worth of damage. It's dramatic without being pretentious, it's strong without being boorish. The artist poured his life into the work, I can feel his childhood struggle, his triumph as an adult, and feel like he took me on his journey to find his inner peace.
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Who am I kidding, it's blobs of paint on a canvas? It's really too bad she didn't just light it on fire and we could have eventually forgotten about this piece of crap excuse for art.

 

[Macamus Prime]

Art like that always pisses me off when it's treated like some unbelievable expression of art.

Don't forget how they are forcing you to agree that it's "some unbelievable expression of art."

Damn culture Nazis.

 

[digiram]

No worries. I'll just paint another one. I'll do it for $1M too.

Are they sure, she didn't get out of the bathroom, forget to wipe, and just rubbed her but on the canvas to create that piece of crap?

 

[HomerJS]

I am curious to how many people on this forum would hit on this chick.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45881755/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/#.TwWi99SiGgY

I wouldn't hit that with your dick

Was it the yellow spot that made it worth 30 mil instead of $39.95?

With this kind of judgment how are the 1% doing so well?

 

[waggy]

hmm i have tons of paintings like that around my house. my kids were doing that at 2..

 

[Braznor]

Isn't it obvious? The owners of the art are overvaluing it to get max $$$$ from insurance.

 

[highland145]

So a "30 million" piece of art is left totally exposed to public ass? The exhibit operators are completely naive or completely stupid....

ftfy

I wouldn't hit that with your dick

LOL. Quotable.

 

[HomerJS]

Celebratory avatar change to acknowledge my ignorance of expensive high quality art.

 

[monovillage]

A thread and posts that are full of win.

 

[Ausm]

I wouldn't hit that with your dick

Was it the yellow spot that made it worth 30 mil instead of $39.95?

With this kind of judgment how are the 1% doing so well?

LMAO

 

[PeshakJang]

I wouldn't hit that with your dick

Was it the yellow spot that made it worth 30 mil instead of $39.95?

With this kind of judgment how are the 1% doing so well?

Because the artist was one of the 99% that took out a $200,000 loan to go to art school, then insisted that his skills were worth $30 (at least). This is his one big break!

 

[Jhhnn]

Drunken bimbo acts stupid? Who'da thunk it?

The best part is the apparently drunken righties in this thread dismissing the destruction of property because they don't like the property- priceless hypocrisy.

Consistency, gentlemen, is a virtue, even when you don't exhibit any... If the painting belonged to one of the Koch Bros rather than the Denver Art museum, I figure you'd be calling for execution, or at least 40 years in the slammer, huh?