Come and tell a story

[DainBramaged]

This one time, I went on the back porch to get leftovers early in the morning and locked myself out of my house. I was only wearing boxers but thankfully we have a table on the back porch. I took the tablecloth and wrapped myself in it and ran to the neighbor (who had a key) to let me back in. I still hear about it.

Tell me one of your stories now.

 

[schneiderguy]

i peed my pants

 

[imported_LoKe]

Boxers are pretty tame. Did you have morning wood or something?

 

[Manuwell]

I woke up in the middle of the night, went to the bathroom, took a crap, went back to bed and I guess this is it.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Manuwell
I woke up in the middle of the night, went to the bathroom, took a crap, went back to bed and I guess this is it.

You forgot the part where your boyfriend rapes you.

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
This one time,

at band camp?

Nate

 

[cherrytwist]

In the cover of darkness, I took a wicked dump at one of those "do it yourself" car washes once.

No way was I able to make it home in time. It was a photo finish as it was.

 

[JM Aggie08]

had to go to the bathroom one time while sleeping. i sleep walked around my room, as i was told. i dropped trow in front of my tv and pissed all over it. that tv is now deceased.

 

[GeekDrew]

And it's the story, of a man named Brady...

 

[God On Alcohol]

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
had to go to the bathroom one time while sleeping. i sleep walked around my room, as i was told. i dropped trow in front of my tv and pissed all over it. that tv is now deceased.

When my little brother was younger, he would do same thing but WALK down the stairs and take a piss on the TV. Once he pissed in the sink :laugh:

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: God On Alcohol

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
had to go to the bathroom one time while sleeping. i sleep walked around my room, as i was told. i dropped trow in front of my tv and pissed all over it. that tv is now deceased.

When my little brother was younger, he would do same thing but WALK down the stairs and take a piss on the TV. Once he pissed in the sink :laugh:

I pissed in a cupboard once.

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: God On Alcohol

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
had to go to the bathroom one time while sleeping. i sleep walked around my room, as i was told. i dropped trow in front of my tv and pissed all over it. that tv is now deceased.

When my little brother was younger, he would do same thing but WALK down the stairs and take a piss on the TV. Once he pissed in the sink :laugh:

when i was little i used to take baths in the sink

 

[DainBramaged]

This one time while we were camping, it was just me and my mom at the campsite and this single guy came into the otherwise deserted camp area and began setting up his camper. I told mom that since he was single, he was obviously an axe murderer. This was later proven when he came over and told us that he forgot his axe and asked to borrow ours. I told her not to, but mom let him anyway. We lived.

 

[myjaja]

I pissed in a anal before.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: myjaja
I pissed in a anal before.

You.... what?

 

[SlitheryDee]

I was about 10 years old and just finishing up an incredibly boring marathon shopping session at Wal-Mart with my grandmother and mother. It's about 11:00 PM and for some reason they had decided to park in the drive through of a closed hibernia in far corner of the parking lot. I remember that the only highlight of the whole ordeal was that I got this cool flourescent coleman lantern/flashlight thingy and I was mostly absorbed in all the turny-buttons and which way the batteries went in as we walked back to the car.

I was coming around the front of my grandma's silver cadillac when I realized that something wasn't right. My grandmother was looking off to the left and speaking to someone I couldn't see while my mother was looking to the right at a man who was approaching her. "What do you want?" she said. "What do you want?" he repeated. "What's going on?" she said sounding a bit distressed to me. Once again he repeated what she said in a sort of mocking tone "What do you want?". At this point I heard my grandmother scream and was about to turn my attention to her when I saw the man approaching my mother suddenly dart forward and seize her purse. She gave it up willingly but apparently my grandmother didn't do the same. Another man was desperately wrenching at her purse while slamming her against the trunk of her car in order to get her to release it. Finally the strap broke and he made away with his prize. She suffered a fractured rib because of this fight.

That's pretty much it. I stood there totally frozen while my mom and grandmother got mugged. The guys were eventually caught and I assume they served time for what they did, but it was still an experience that' burned quite well into my memory.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
In the cover of darkness, I took a wicked dump at one of those "do it yourself" car washes once.

No way was I able to make it home in time. It was a photo finish as it was.

this is fvcking hysterical even if it isn't true.

 

[compnovice]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
In the cover of darkness, I took a wicked dump at one of those "do it yourself" car washes once.

No way was I able to make it home in time. It was a photo finish as it was.

Did you put in the quarters first?

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: NTB

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
This one time,

at band camp?

Nate

I had a broom handle...

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
had to go to the bathroom one time while sleeping. i sleep walked around my room, as i was told. i dropped trow in front of my tv and pissed all over it. that tv is now deceased.

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
In the cover of darkness, I took a wicked dump at one of those "do it yourself" car washes once.

No way was I able to make it home in time. It was a photo finish as it was.

this is fvcking hysterical even if it isn't true.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA




...

I don't know why that's so funny ...


BWAHAHAHA

 

[cKGunslinger]

Wait, you were too embarrassed to go to your neighbor's in your boxers, so you made a makeshift dress instead?

 

[Conky]

Well, one time at bandcamp...

:laugh:

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Well, one time at bandcamp me and bubba in the backwoods...

:laugh:

:Q

 

[Rubycon]

The man who says I told you so is making an excuse for not expressing his position clearly in the first place.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: MS Dawn
The man who says I told you so is making an excuse for not expressing his position clearly in the first place.

That one goes both ways baby.