Coming clean with you all. (confession and apology)

[SpiderX]

Why do people feel like they need to impress a bunch of anonymous people over the internet by making up a bunch of lies? As if the people of ATOT are the end all and be all of society. Okay mabye I am, but thats different. =P

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Walleye
And lastly. I claimed i don't masturbate. This is not entirely true. I wish i didn't masturbate, but i unfortunately do occasionally. The reason i claimed i didn't is because i am extremely embarrassed that i did. I am ashamed of that. I doubt any of you can understand my shame in that. That i am not strong enough to hold off that urge.

This is where you screwed up man. The only way I would believe a man didn't masurbate is if they were a quadrapalegic.

 

[DainBramaged]

:Q Wow you are a bad person. *wondering if he should ever confess.....nah*

Didn't hurt my feelings any.

 

[dquan97]

I'm glad you came clean...

 

[GermyBoy]

I must congratulate you. You made me realize how pathetic and simple-minded the people on this forum really are, if they actually believed you.

First of all, one in six people believes that they are cool. Computer nerds included. However, cool people would never admit to using a computer forum, muchless use them.

Secondly, nobody cares what you said, however you said it, and rather lengthy at that, on a public, anonymous forum, thinking that everyone is going to know you because you are "cool." Please see my first point again.

Third, I think it was funny as hell.

 

[digitalsm]

Come on, do you think people on this board are that stupid? Im sure the majority knew you were bullsh!tting, its just no one cares. Its not like you pulled something like denilfloss(sp?).

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Wait... you mean everything I read on the internet isnt true? Whiskey... Tango... Foxtrot

 

[Brutuskend]

I have a confession and apology to make as well.


Everything you people know about me is... TRUE, and I apologize for being so boreing!

 

[tcsenter]

I have a confession to make, too! Thanks everyone for listening:

"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

 

[CTrain]

I have a confession to make three....I still work at McDonalds.

 

[prvteye2003]

Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
Lol, I read that whole damn thing expecting something interesting. Walleye, no one gives a sh!t. Sounds like you need a :beer:.

and a valium!

 

[tcsenter]

Originally posted by: CTrain
I have a confession to make three....I still work at McDonalds.

Wow, that is bad. Ok, I'll make you feel better.

I still live with my parents. What's so bad about that you say?

I'm 32!

 

[prvteye2003]

Originally posted by: tcsenter

Originally posted by: CTrain
I have a confession to make three....I still work at McDonalds.

Wow, that is bad. Ok, I'll make you feel better.

I still live with my parents. What's so bad about that you say?

I'm 32!

now that's bad........you Bastaad!!!!

 

[prvteye2003]

Walleye, seriously, you need to get a life. You are on these forums thinking that you have a bunch of friends on here thinking you are the greatest. This is just not true. This is a place for people to come and hang out, noone knows each other, you can be whoever you want to be. Seems you've made this place your home and are living here. You need to back away from the computer, step outside, and find yourself some REAL friends and have a life. Maybe even go see your doctor and start taking anti-depressants.

 

[Yossarian]

Drama queen. I think that anyone who has a need to create an internet persona to make themselves feel cool or accepted is in need of psychological help. It's a mental illness.

 

[Rage187]

Who cares???


You lied on the internet, you are not the first, you are not the last.


Nothing to see here, move along.

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: XZeroII
I have a confession to make too...


You're all stupid

Thank you. That's probably the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a week

 

[dighn]

wtf

come on it's the internet. nobody gives a crap if you lie about things like that.

 

[Rallispec]

for all you people calling him an attention whore and drama queen... who really cares?

this was something that had been bothering him and he wanted to get it off his chest. I aplaud his honesty.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Rallispec
this was something that had been bothering him and he wanted to get it off his chest. I aplaud his honesty.

You mean applaud his stupidity? How can anyone applaud his honesty after all the lies?

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Walleye
First off, I will say that i am writing this of my own free will. Not because i have to. But because i feel i need to. I owe it to whoever reads this message for them to know the truth about me. This is very hard to write, because it will destroy my relationships with people, it may destroy my entire Internet life. I am writing this because i am sick of lying. I am disgusted and ashamed of myself for what i have done. I blame no others for my actions, i blame solely myself. Solely my childish nature. It is sickening how i let myself become this. I owe it to you all for you to know the truth about me. And what i am talking about will become clear in a moment.I am not asking for forgiveness, and i most certainly will not ask for trust. Trust is something that is earned, and all i have earned is a reason not to be trusted.

I am sorry.

Who cares?

This is the Internet . . . do you believe for an instant ANYONE but your fellow children believed your stories for an instant?

In fact, I think this is the only thread you posted that I replied to. You have my apathy, not my sympathy for fooling yourself and only yourself.

 

[ElFenix]

dennilfloss's confession was much more shocking

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
dennilfloss's confession was much more shocking

Because he was forced to come clean.

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: ElFenix
dennilfloss's confession was much more shocking

Because he was forced to come clean.

he was actually clever

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: ElFenix
dennilfloss's confession was much more shocking

Because he was forced to come clean.

he was actually clever

Fooled me and about 99% of this Forum. Good thing the other 1% didn't buy it