Company requesting condom testers

[m1ldslide1]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/200...ustralia_condom_tester


MELBOURNE, Australia - A major condom brand said Friday it expected thousands of applicants for a new unpaid job on offer ? condom tester.

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Durex said 200 adult Australians ? men and women ? are wanted to test a range of its condoms.

While the successful applicants will not be paid, each will receive a pack of Durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars ($857 U.S.), plus professional prestige, the company said in a statement.

"Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" Durex marketing manager Sam White asked.

"Durex is expecting thousands of applicants," the statement said.

Hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make "expert" condom testers.

How they test the condoms is not specified, but testers must provide honest feedback about how they find the products.

No deadline is set for evaluating a range of four condoms and other sex products.

 

[moshquerade]

it's a win-win!

 

[z0mb13]

I sure hope you get to choose your partner..

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I sure hope you get to choose your partner..

Thats what i was thinking =p

 

[homercles337]

This will fail just like all the other "free sex" scams. They will get 10 million male applicants and 10 females. Is durex going to pony up for the working girls to cover the 90 missing females to even out the ratio (that is if they can sludge through 10 million apps to pick 100 males). I dont see it happening.

Edit: unless they are recruiting 100 COUPLES. I could see that happening.

 

[WisMan]

Its a massive practical joke and there is soon to be 200 Australian babies.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I sure hope you get to choose your partner..

"Bob, this is your working partner John."

 

[compuwiz1]

Can we watch?

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: WisMan
Its a massive practical joke and there is soon to be 200 Australian babies.

LOL

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: homercles337
This will fail just like all the other "free sex" scams. They will get 10 million male applicants and 10 females. Is durex going to pony up for the working girls to cover the 90 missing females to even out the ratio (that is if they can sludge through 10 million apps to pick 100 males). I dont see it happening.

Edit: unless they are recruiting 100 COUPLES. I could see that happening.

What they haven't mentioned yet is that you'll be having sex with various farm animals.

 

[dquan97]

I wouldn't want to be paired up with anyone of you guys

well, except for lola and rossman

 

[Atheus]

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?

A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!

da dum, pshhhh...

 

[Jahee]

I'm pretty sure you find your own partner :laugh:

 

[SSSnail]

I am most qualify because I push them to the limit, I break them a lot... :shocked:

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
I am most qualify because I push them to the limit, I break them a lot... :shocked:

They go over the little head not the big one.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: SSSnail
I am most qualify because I push them to the limit, I break them a lot... :shocked:

They go over the little head not the big one.

OH? Damn it, back to the drawing board.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Jahee
I'm pretty sure you find your own partner :laugh:

Uh yeah. I don't see the big deal, well I guess you get a chance to win some money.

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
it's a win-win!

Unless the experimental condom doesn't work and you get AIDS.

But yeah, whatever.

 

[m1ldslide1]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I sure hope you get to choose your partner..

"Bob, this is your working partner John."

Haha, that would be the kicker.

I nominate dug777 or some other ATOT aussie sign up for it and see how the registration process goes.