Conan The Barbarian - When Blood Is Spilled (Red Band Clip)

Codewiz

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Ok, every other preview has pissed me off about this movie. Maybe, just maybe the movie might be decent.

That was a pretty damn good preview.
 

Gooberlx2

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Feature trailer

Isn't that the guy who plays Kahl Drogo from Game of Thrones? That definitely gives the character more Arnold-like credibility for me. I'm sold.
 

BudAshes

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anyone else feel like the cgi blood explosions every movie has is getting out of hand? I'm a fan of blood and guts and all but the cgi blood just doesn't look quite right.

Also if anyone wants to laugh their ass off, get the first conan movie on dvd and watch it with Arnold and the directors commentary. There is so much unintentional comedy it's glorious.
 

CPA

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Gosh dang it, youtube videos now getting blocked as "Adult" at work.
 

brblx

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anyone else feel like the cgi blood explosions every movie has is getting out of hand? I'm a fan of blood and guts and all but the cgi blood just doesn't look quite right.

this.

it's really reinforced when you're watching a movie like hot fuzz, where a big rock falls on a guy and makes his head explode in five gallons of blood...and you don't realize it's satire, because that's exactly what that would look like in a modern r-rated big budget movie.
 

Kadarin

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Nov 23, 2001
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Is it me or did that kind of suck? The kid was too good against the enemies, to the point where it was hard to suspend disbelief.
 

sigurros81

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This movie is going to be horrible, because it will be complete trash compared to the original. However, I'm still going to watch it for all teh silly violence and boobages.

Original:
-Awesome music
-Arnold having is way with slave woman
-Arnold being trained by Mongolian warmaster
-Arnold maiming and biting his way to the top as a gladiator
-Arnold biting buzzards
-Arnold having his way with Witch bitch
-Arnold having his way with Valeria
-Snake cult orgy
-Arnold having his way with James Earl Jones
-Awesome DVD commentary by Arnold

Let's see if the new one can top that.
 

dennilfloss

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Not bad but nowhere near the level of the Arnold movies. The first one was very dark, Frazettaesque, primordial, with an absolutely splendid soundtrack. Those of us who saw it at the theatre in the early 80s remember the experience to this day. This one looks more like a typical Hollywood action movie. Might be a decent popcorn flick if they don't kiddify it too much for general audiences.

This is what Conan should look like, battle-scarred and a man of few words.

NSFW

http://chud.com/articles/content_images/5/Conan1%20.jpg
 

Paladin3

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If you like Conan they you should read the original stories written in the 1930s by Robert E. Howard. These are the only works that capture the true Conan.

After Howard shot himself in 1936, his manuscripts eventually fell into the hands of authors who rewrote and expanded on his work to fill in Conan’s career, all to varying degrees of success. More authors were commissioned in the 80’s and 90’s to write new, full-length Conan novels that were even more of a letdown for real fans.

Coming off of so much disappointment, fans then had to then suffer through Arnold’s Conan. I personally enjoyed the 1982 Conan movie, and even the lame sequel, but they deviated vastly form the books both in terms of story and the portrayal of our favorite barbarian. Conan was so much more than just an unthinking, grunting brute in the REH original stories.

Then came endless rumors about both a Conan the Conqueror and eventually a King Conan movie, both to star Arnold and to use the original REH stories for their scripts, but those projects never came to be. An animated “Conan: Red Nails” looked good, but has been stalled for many years and appears dead now. Add to that several TV shows and cartoons that sucked ass.

After feeling strung along for years, fans were hoping this new Conan movie might finally see an accurate portrayal of REH’s Cimmerian hero, but from watching the trailer it appears to be aimed more at teens than real REH fans. I’m still going to see it, though, since it’s been almost three decades since the last decent Conan movie and you can't be too picky.

CLIFFS:
-Big REH/Conan fan here.
-Loved the Arnold movie, not as much as the books.
-Will see new movie, but not expecting too much.
 
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tboo

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Not bad but nowhere near the level of the Arnold movies. The first one was very dark, Frazettaesque, primordial, with an absolutely splendid soundtrack. Those of us who saw it at the theatre in the early 80s remember the experience to this day. This one looks more like a typical Hollywood action movie. Might be a decent popcorn flick if they don't kiddify it too much for general audiences.

This is what Conan should look like, battle-scarred and a man of few words.

NSFW

http://chud.com/articles/content_images/5/Conan1%20.jpg

+1

The sound track ruled in the original.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1XmZ9_ckdw&feature=related
 

CPA

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This movie is going to be horrible, because it will be complete trash compared to the original. However, I'm still going to watch it for all teh silly violence and boobages.

Original:
-Awesome music
-Arnold having is way with slave woman
-Arnold being trained by Mongolian warmaster
-Arnold maiming and biting his way to the top as a gladiator
-Arnold biting buzzards
-Arnold having his way with Witch bitch
-Arnold having his way with Valeria
-Snake cult orgy
-Arnold having his way with James Earl Jones
-Awesome DVD commentary by Arnold

Let's see if the new one can top that.

Nothing can top that. There's a reason Conan The Barbarian is the greatest movie ever.
 

tboo

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Jun 25, 2000
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This movie is going to be horrible, because it will be complete trash compared to the original. However, I'm still going to watch it for all teh silly violence and boobages.

Original:
-Awesome music
-Arnold having is way with slave woman
-Arnold being trained by Mongolian warmaster
-Arnold maiming and biting his way to the top as a gladiator
-Arnold biting buzzards
-Arnold having his way with Witch bitch
-Arnold having his way with Valeria
-Snake cult orgy
-Arnold having his way with James Earl Jones
-Awesome DVD commentary by Arnold

Let's see if the new one can top that.

You forgot to add Arnold fighting & killing a man who carried a MASSIVE warhammer.
 
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