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[Indus]

Is that when you realize that the funny feeling is a hand up your ass?

I'm no expert but I don't think that's Banksy!

 

[akugami]

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I'm no expert but I don't think that's Banksy!

Come on! We knew that. It's Banksy's wife obviously.

 

[mikeymikec]

Apologies if it's been posted already, but I saw this today:

 

[Indus]

Anyone ever watch "I Spit on your Grave"

Is this a RL enactment??

 

[igor_kavinski]

Now he can't rape anyone else. Good riddance.

 

[cytg111]

Apologies if it's been posted already, but I saw this today:

True. Kermit changed bro. Shit got dark.

 

[Pohemi]

True. Kermit changed bro. Shit got dark.

All it took was ditching the hostile, overbearing pig that was cramping his style. He flourished, but fell to depravity.

 

[cytg111]

All it took was ditching the hostile, overbearing pig that was cramping his style. He flourished, but fell to depravity.

I think Piggy is making a guest appearance in this one

 

[Indus]

Do we think Joe can do it or it's just a pipe dream?

 

[Pohemi]

Do we think Joe can do it or it's just a pipe dream?

Pipe dream? I think he has a decent chance better than some fleeting hope. Did noeggs take over your account? lol

 

[Indus]

Pipe dream? I think he has a decent chance better than some fleeting hope. Did noeggs take over your account? lol

No I just had one of these moments:

 

[Pohemi]

Good job, Trevor! haha

 

[Indus]

Good job, Trevor! haha

LOL yeah better to admit you were having anxiety via a 1 liner than those long epic essay threads like sportage would..

 

[Indus]

Kettle meet Pot:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1756164250827948384

 

[MrSquished]

No matter what the conspiracies say, I think there's a chance @imported_tajmahal is not a low level goblin demon, but perhaps an actual human being?

I'm gonna go out in a limb here

 

[Indus]

No matter what the conspiracies say, I think there's a chance @imported_tajmahal is not a low level goblin demon, but perhaps an actual human being?

I'm gonna go out in a limb here

I think he might be one of those lizardmen! We best get guns to kick some ass and chew gum while we can!

 

[brycejones]

Kettle meet Pot:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1756164250827948384

Poor Matt, after all that time he spent on his knees blowing Trump, he can't even show him the respect of remembering his name.

 

[GodisanAtheist]

Poor Matt, after all that time he spent on his knees blowing Trump, he can't even show him the respect of remembering his name.

-These guys live for this shit. It's unresolved daddy issues or some shit "A strong male authority figure remembered who I am, kinda" keeps them on the line.

Trump knows it too, hell wouldn't even put it past him to deliberately mis-state/pronounce someone's name just to cuck them a bit and keep them in line.

 

[Indus]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1756051756763521291

Is it just me or its the MAGA Putin First party we're up against?

 

[Pohemi]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1756051756763521291

Is it just me or its the MAGA Putin First party we're up against?

Says the assclown who held up our own military promotions for no reason. What a shithead.

These kinds of dickbags are irredeemable. 'Tuberville The Liar' needs to go fuck himself sideways.

 

[Indus]

In a time of ancient gods, warlords and kings, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero.

All they saw was:



until:

Dark Brandon appeared!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1756888470599967000

 

[Pohemi]

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He definitely didn't write that. No capslock and other than the run-on sentence, it's structured.

 

[Indus]

He definitely didn't write that. No capslock and other than the run-on sentence, it's structured.

SUS PI CIOUS

 

[pmv]

SUS PI CIOUS

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That doesn't sound like him at all.

Could it be that dementia works in reverse if you start off deranged and completely incoherent? Maybe as his brain deteriorates he'll become more lucid and coherent?

 

[allisolm]

Oh, jeez. KC won the Super Bowl. Travis Kelce had the most yards receiving and Taylor Swift made it to the game. So much fodder for the 'Swift is part of a government covert operation' theory.

Conspiracy theories swirl around Taylor Swift. These Republican voters say they don't care

To hear some conservatives on cable news or social media tell it, Taylor Swift is part of an elaborate plot to help Democrats win the 2024 election.

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