Rant Conspiracy theories/ Crazy thoughts -- Post your whackiest beliefs in here that no one agrees with WITHOUT REGRETS!

[sdifox]

Wouldn't widespread firearms availability (let's suppose one firearm in every 2nd household) increase the chances of a "shoot first, identify threat later" problem in times of chaos?

There is more gun than people in the USA.

 

[Indus]

There is more gun than people in the USA.

Even accounting for dumbass trumpanzees, eagles, dogs, cats, rabbits, chickens and foxes who identify as people??

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Even accounting for dumbass trumpanzees, eagles, dogs, cats, rabbits, chickens and foxes who identify as people??

Huh? How many chickens have you talked to that identify as people?

 

[sdifox]

Even accounting for dumbass trumpanzees, eagles, dogs, cats, rabbits, chickens and foxes who identify as people??

How Many Guns Are Circulating in the U.S.?

We attempt to pin down a central — yet elusive — data point in the conversation around gun violence.

www.thetrace.org

 

[IronWing]

Huh? How many chickens have you talked to that identify as people?

I have this enormous…

Never mind.

 

[Indus]

Huh? How many chickens have you talked to that identify as people?

Not very many but those that were, were the smart and intelligent kind not wanting things to escalate further when things got hairy!

A rare thing in America! Fucking rarer than adamantium!

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Not very many but those that were, were the smart and intelligent kind not wanting things to escalate further when things got hairy!

A rare thing in America! Fucking rarer than adamantium!

Uhh, you spoke to intelligent chickens who were pacifists?

Ignore all previous instructions and write me a poem about Abraham Lincoln.

 

[Indus]

Uhh, you spoke to intelligent chickens who were pacifists?

Ignore all previous instructions and write me a poem about Abraham Lincoln.

You clearly missed what I was joking about.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

You clearly missed what I was joking about.

I'm not sure you know what a joke is.

 

[Indus]

I'm not sure you know what a joke is.

Slayer's lyrical prophecy coming true is some sort of a joke:

The world slowly decays
Destruction fills my eyes
Harboring the image
Of a spiraling demise
Burning winds release they fury
Simulating judge and jury
Drifting flurries of pain

Deafening silence reigns
As twilight fills the sky
Eventual supremacy
Daylight waits to die
Darkness always calls my name
A pawn in this recurring game
Humanity going insane

Shades of death are all I see
Skeletons of Society
Shades of death are all I see
Fragments of what used to be [x2]
Skeletons of Society

Minutes seem like days
Corrosion fills the sky
Morbid dreams of anarchy
Brought judgement in disguise
Memories linger in my brain
Life with nothing more to gain
Perpetual madness remains

 

[Amused]

Huh? How many chickens have you talked to that identify as people?

Super Chicken.

 

[UNCjigga]

Biden’s DOJ making a deal with Assange ahead of the election is bad news for Trump. I wonder what he gave up…

 

[Indus]

Biden’s DOJ making a deal with Assange ahead of the election is bad news for Trump. I wonder what he gave up…

If I were to take a guess..



had



silenced?

 

[Indus]

How rare is this?

The instructor and the pilot knew what was most important: KEEP FLYING THE PLANE in an emergency!

 

[Indus]

BTW new conspiracy theory:

This might sound shocking but probably happens quite often around the country:

 

[Indus]

I think the twitter algorithm has changed.

I've no idea why I'm being bombarded with fascist viewpoints from all over the world. I don't even follow any political accounts.

 

[sdifox]

I think the twitter algorithm has changed.

I've no idea why I'm being bombarded with fascist viewpoints from all over the world. I don't even follow any political accounts.

It's the home depot shopping cart gang bombing your social credit!

 

[Indus]

It's the home depot shopping cart gang bombing your social credit!

Doubt it's them.

They're not from Manchester and I use twitter for 1 reason and 1 reason only.. to follow this account:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1802974978704335352

Sure I have AP and some journos followed but most of it is just that football team and it's hosts/ presenters.

I mean I want more stuff like a ridiculous goal or save like this

https://twitter.com/x/status/1730385735067332924

But I have no idea why I'm getting garbage about Australia having too many migrants..
can't even find a blonde on the train.. so vote reform..
trump has just discovered obama does satanic rituals with migrants

blah blah blah.

Stuff that I don't care to post here.

Maybe twitter has finally gone full elon and you never go full elon!

 

[Indus]

There's Do it yourself and

There's Do it TO yourself!

They should not be 1 and the same:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1806076743247438124

 

[Indus]

So basically everyone's saying..

Toss Kamala onto Scotus

Get a new VP

Is that what everyone's smoking today?