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iRONic

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As a non-bidet using caveman, how do you dry the water after it warshes your butt?

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Dave_5k

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President Harris will pardon Trump after the election for his J6 crimes, very explicitly a pardon for his acts of sedition, obstruction, witness tampering and associated conspiracy taken in an attempt to steal the 2020 election.

But pardon happening only after supreme court reform is passed with republican support.
 
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nakedfrog

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As a non-bidet using caveman, how do you dry the water after it warshes your butt?

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Fancy ones have an air dryer. I am not yet part of the bidet elite because I refuse to use one without heated water and don't yet have an outlet in a good place near the toilet. So IDK what people with plain old bidets do.
 
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hal2kilo

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Fancy ones have an air dryer. I am not yet part of the bidet elite because I refuse to use one without heated water and don't yet have an outlet in a good place near the toilet. So IDK what people with plain old bidets do.
Imagine what a Dyson dryer would feel like.
 
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Amused

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Fancy ones have an air dryer. I am not yet part of the bidet elite because I refuse to use one without heated water and don't yet have an outlet in a good place near the toilet. So IDK what people with plain old bidets do.

You don't need warm water and you don't need an outlet.

I have simple bidets on ALL my toilets and would NEVER go back. Trust me. Try just one. They're simple to install and you'll quickly find water temp doesn't much matter. In fact, warm water is harder to feel and reposition yourself to direct the flow correctly for cleaning. My wife feels the same way.

TP use is a tiny fraction of what it used to be. Just a little to pat dry and check that you're clean and you're done.
 
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Indus

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Fancy ones have an air dryer. I am not yet part of the bidet elite because I refuse to use one without heated water and don't yet have an outlet in a good place near the toilet. So IDK what people with plain old bidets do.

The reason they don't use warm water is because you can burn your ass. It's damn near impossible to get it to work in the right hot/ cold ratio.

Especially since if you live in a second or third floor or higher in the winter.. the time to when you actually turn the water on to the time you get the heated water might be 2 minutes or so and then you get a blast of super hot water.

Cold water won't cause you problems.

And btw.. if you shoot the water internally.. and use it like an enema to clean your insides.. it reduces the chances of bowel cancer.
 

Indus

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I'd like to add.. don't buy a cheap bidet. And yes Home Depot has some cheap ones.

They may work for a week or two but they can literally have plastic/ metal fatigue and if you're not home.. you'll have water damage from the flooding.

Invest in a good quality bidet if you go that route. I was lucky I was home and I caught it in time.. but it was bad enough with just 30 seconds of water running everywhere.
 

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Yes, because using a normal towel would be gross.

Not gross.. but so much nicer using a bidet vs normal toilet paper. My wife complains everytime she has to use toilet paper if she has to go to the bathroom somewhere else.
 

Amused

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I'd like to add.. don't buy a cheap bidet. And yes Home Depot has some cheap ones.

They may work for a week or two but they can literally have plastic/ metal fatigue and if you're not home.. you'll have water damage from the flooding.

Invest in a good quality bidet if you go that route. I was lucky I was home and I caught it in time.. but it was bad enough with just 30 seconds of water running everywhere.
My bidets are relatively inexpensive.

This one is my favorite:


The matching slow close seat is amazing as well.

Never had a failure.
 

Amused

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Not gross.. but so much nicer using a bidet vs normal toilet paper. My wife complains everytime she has to use toilet paper if she has to go to the bathroom somewhere else.

I'm talking about the use of TP for post wash dry and check for cleanliness.

Using a regular towel for that would be gross.
 

nakedfrog

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You don't need warm water and you don't need an outlet.

I have simple bidets on ALL my toilets and would NEVER go back. Trust me. Try just one. They're simple to install and you'll quickly find water temp doesn't much matter. In fact, warm water is harder to feel and reposition yourself to direct the flow correctly for cleaning. My wife feels the same way.

TP use is a tiny fraction of what it used to be. Just a little to pat dry and check that you're clean and you're done.
You may underestimate just how much I hate having cold water spraying my body. Hint: It's a lot. A LOT a lot.
 

NWRMidnight

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President Harris will pardon Trump after the election for his J6 crimes, very explicitly a pardon for his acts of sedition, obstruction, witness tampering and associated conspiracy taken in an attempt to steal the 2020 election.

But pardon happening only after supreme court reform is passed with republican support.
Pardoning Trump would be political suicide, not only for her, but also damage the democrat party in general.
 
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As a non-bidet using caveman, how do you dry the water after it warshes your butt?
One would jiggle their ass in the most vibration intensive manner, in order to get the drops off!

Underwear is cotton so it will absorb the rest and that will dry off eventually within minutes.

TP? You can't always have that! It can be expensive!
 
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