Constipation sucks

[Sho'Nuff]

That is all.

PS.: Word to the wise: Don't eat zone perfect bars without drinking at least one 8oz glass of water with each bar. Even better, don't eat 3 bars in one day while you are dehydrated from working out and forget to drink anything with them.

PS2: I apologize if I shared too much.

PS3: I discovered that it is normal if your legs go numb after sitting on the john for 45 minutes.

OK, that is all now.

Update: After 4 long days, all came out well in the end last night.

First I was like . Then I was like . Then I was like And Then I was like And then I was like . Upon looking in the toilet, I was like , but that soon turned into

 

[slugg]

My mom bought some fiber gummy bears once. I thought they were normal gummy bears... You can figure out the rest.

LOL

 

[Woosta]

Aren't you supposed to take prunes/prune juice/bananas?

 

[ShawnD1]

Eat a hand full of vitamin C pills. It will give you the shits. (serious, this actually works)

 

[theflyingpig]

Buy yourself an iPad so that you can enjoy your time on the toilet. I do. Everyone knows this.

 

[nublikescake]

Buy yourself an iPad so that you can enjoy your time on the toilet. I do. Everyone knows this.

Your shameless promotion of Apple products knows no bounds. You're the kind of fanboi that makes Steve Jobs proud. Except that he still doesn't give a damn about his fanbois as he pees on every single iPad/Pod/Phone that you buy.

 

[theflyingpig]

Your shameless promotion of Apple products knows no bounds. You're the kind of fanboi that makes Steve Jobs proud. Except that he still doesn't give a damn about his fanbois as he pees on every single iPad/Pod/Phone that you buy.

My allegiance lies only with the truth, and the truth is that at this point in time Apple has the most superior products on the market. I give advice which will enrich the OPs life, and you come and vomit a foul mixture of lies and foolishness. It's a good thing I'm here to expose your madness. Everyone knows this.

 

[dawp]

here's a little song for ya.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic3g8Xnf7LI

 

[geno]

Your shameless promotion of Apple products knows no bounds. You're the kind of fanboi that makes Steve Jobs proud. Except that he still doesn't give a damn about his fanbois as he pees on every single iPad/Pod/Phone that you buy.

 

[sandorski]

Ya, it feels like shit.

 

[Bateluer]

This should go on your facebook, where sensible people don't have to read it.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Diarrhea blows.

 

[Number1]

My mom, who is in her 80s, ended up in the hospital due to constipation. The doctors were talking about having to do surgery for a while but it all came out in the end.
We were quite worried we would loose her.
I have no such concern for you.


LOL

Be careful out there.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Rule in the house is eating something with the letter "p" in it. Like apples, grapes, pineapple.

soxfan: A diverse and healthy diet is the best way to go when working out. Those bars and the other shit they sell are called "supplements", although some things are labeled "meal replacements" it should never replace the 3 main meals. These things are in addition to good diet. I think you know what happens now I found out the hard way when I was into that stuff.

 

[Ninjahedge]

Constipation sucks

No shit?

 

[moshquerade]

My mom, who is in her 80s, ended up in the hospital due to constipation. The doctors were talking about having to do surgery for a while but it all came out in the end.
We were quite worried we would loose her.
I have no such concern for you.


LOL

Be careful out there.

loose her? did you mean to type it that way? :awe:

 

[PottedMeat]

you're not.

 

[ViRGE]

My mom bought some fiber gummy bears once. I thought they were normal gummy bears... You can figure out the rest.

LOL

It could have been worse. Try sugar free jelly beans; Sorbitol may be the most devious thing ever invented by man.

 

[highland145]

you're not.

LOL.


The back freaked out Thursday week. Started the pain meds and muscle relaxers. I knew they caused constipated but I hurt too much to care. Wednesday, after 3 doses of ex-lax, I had twins. Name suggestions?

 

[DesiPower]

look at the bright side... it gives you an excuse to enjoy the suppository

 

[lozina]

Install a computer desk in your bathroom maybe then it wont be too much of a waste of time.

Twitter update 4:25 pm: "Just got in the bathroom - feels like it's going to be the big one!"
Twitter update 4:39 pm: "It's just about halfway out now - man it reeks!!"
Twitter update 4:51 pm: "OK it finished coming out but feels like there's another one in the queue!"

 

[mb]

and

2x

and you should be regular

 

[geno]

No shit?

Yes.

 

[Ninjahedge]

Tanx Sherlock.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Rule in the house is eating something with the letter "p" in it. Like apples, grapes, pineapple.

soxfan: A diverse and healthy diet is the best way to go when working out. Those bars and the other shit they sell are called "supplements", although some things are labeled "meal replacements" it should never replace the 3 main meals. These things are in addition to good diet. I think you know what happens now I found out the hard way when I was into that stuff.

Agreed. And I generally eat appropriately when I am in a hardcorp strength building phase. Lots of protein, but lots of other stuff (especially high fiber foods) to help with the side effects. Just forgot on the day in question and paid for it for almost 4 days.