Constipation sucks

[SagaLore]

Eat a bag of dried apricots and drink a liter of apple cider.

You will NOT be constipated after that.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

It could have been worse. Try sugar free jelly beans; Sorbitol may be the most devious thing ever invented by man.

Yeah, figured that out the hard way when I ate ~20 sugar free jolly ranchers in one day. Didn't notice the warning on the bag stating: "excessive consumption may result in loose stool." I thought I was going to find part of my stomach in the toilet that day. Talk about painful. Especially considering that I also ate some of my hot and spicy chili that day. Whoa nelly!

 

[Sho'Nuff]

bump for update

 

[Bill Brasky]

Fleet Enema.

 

[crownjules]

Stool cory bro.

 

[Homerboy]

AWESOME upate.

 

[Bill Brasky]

Stool cory bro.

LOL.

You win.

 

[mb]

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Excellent use of emoticons in your story :thumbsup:

 

[SunnyD]

Update: After 4 long days, all came out well in the end last night.

First I was like . Then I was like . Then I was like And Then I was like And then I was like . Upon looking in the toilet, I was like , but that soon turned into

This has me laughing in my office... thanks.

BTW: I'd give ANYTHING to not shit for 4 days. Sure beats shitting 4 times in one day.

 

[highland145]

This has me laughing in my office... thanks.

BTW: I'd give ANYTHING to not shit for 4 days. Sure beats shitting 4 times in one day.

No you wouldn't. After my 5 day-er, whatever that was in the toilet was rotten and putrid. More so that usual.

 

[TecHNooB]

constipation + gas + stomach pains = terrible experience on the john.

have I said too much? I'm just getting started

 

[Jeff7]

Eat a bag of dried apricots and drink a liter of apple cider.

You will NOT be constipated after that.

Probably just praying for death though.

 

[moshquerade]

bump for update

you're hilarious :awe:

 

[SunnyD]

No you wouldn't. After my 5 day-er, whatever that was in the toilet was rotten and putrid. More so that usual.

Better than pissing bile out of your asshole 6 times a day.

 

[highland145]

Better than pissing bile out of your asshole 6 times a day.

Understood.

 

[classy]

that is all.

First i was like . Then i was like . Then i was like And then i was like and then i was like :d. Upon looking in the toilet, i was like , but that soon turned into

lol

 

[Rhezuss]

Reminds me of my redish failsauce after my month in Costa Rica...

Good to know you're feeling better!

 

[BoomerD]

Constipation is the shits...oh wait, no it's not.

When I had my knee surgery a few years back, the doc had me on Oxycontin and Norco...both notorious for "plugging things up."

Prunes, high fiber cereals, stool softeners, and Milk of Magnesia finally broke the "log jam" and I got some relief.
Fuck that...I quit taking the pills. I'd rather suffer some pain from the surgery than the pain of not being able to take a crap.

 

[spidey07]

Y'all are lucky I don't put up a "Constipation stinks" thread. That's all I can think of everytime I see this thread.

And it does suck. I was constipated for, like, you know a whole week. Seriously. It was no fun and I was close to going to the doctor.

 

[rgwalt]

I take metamucil one to twice a day, and drink plenty of water. Drinking water is probably the most important thing you can do to maintain regularity, followed by having a good amount of soluable and insoluable fiber in your diet.

 

[tboo]

Citrate FTW