Contemplating running for president...

[user1234]

After being approached with suggestion to this effect, and given the lackluster alternatives that are presently available to voters in the upcoming elections, I have decided to file papers for a presidentail exploratory committee. Leave your comments below if you like to support my campaign.

Update: We will be holding a rally when we get enough signatures
Free T-Shirts will be given to supporters at the rally!!! (while supplies last)

Update: The polls are now closed!
The official vote count has been released: Da User has been elected!

 

[jtusa]

I'll support you if you let me hang out at Camp David with one of the White House interns.

 

[user1234]

Originally posted by: jtusa4
I'll support you if you let me hang out at Camp David with one of the White House interns.

done !

 

[KLin]

just make sure you don't have sex with any interns.

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: user1234

Originally posted by: jtusa4
I'll support you if you let me hang out at Camp David with one of the White House interns.

done !

You sir, have my vote!

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: user1234

Originally posted by: jtusa4
I'll support you if you let me hang out at Camp David with one of the White House interns.

done !

You sir, have my vote!

Just hope his idea of a smokin hot intern is different than Bill's was.

 

[Ketteringo]

Free t-shirt?

I'm in!

 

[user1234]

Vote in the poll !!!!
Our campaign seems to be on a roll !

 

[user1234]

I guess I mentioned that supporters will be rewarded right ? But did I mention what will happen to non-supporters ?

 

[user1234]

bump

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: user1234
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4 minute bumps are ridiculous. Please don't do that.

 

[DJFuji]

what are your credentials?

 

[jocycliff]

Flat tax and legalize pot and you have my vote.

And if possible kill all the fcc crap so that companies like Clear Channel don't own all the radio stations. Actually pass a decent prescription drug plan for seniors as well. Just use common sense and I will vote for you.

 

[badmouse]

Originally posted by: Ketteringo
Free t-shirt?

I'm in!

Me too.

 

[Freejack2]

I think I'll follow the advice from a 1980's movie and vote: None of the above.
Then again anyone is better than Bush and Haliburto...er I mean Cheney.

 

[Amused]

Please post your positions on the major issues.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: Amused
Please post your positions on the major issues.

I think he's for 69, Missionary, and Menage A Twois, (spelling?) but he's against Backdoor. (Except for you Amused :heart: )

 

[user1234]

bump

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: user1234
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You are a moron.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: jman19
You are a moron.

That has my vote.

 

[HermDogg]

Free Hat!

 

[user1234]

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: user1234
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You are a moron.

I will dispense with the likes of you once I'm elected. Your fate is sealed.

 

[user1234]

Originally posted by: Amused
Please post your positions on the major issues.

I support preserving the no sales tax policy for internet purchases !!!

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: user1234

Originally posted by: Amused
Please post your positions on the major issues.

I support preserving the no sales tax policy for internet purchases !!!

I think he asked for MAJOR issues

 

[JulesMaximus]

My sister is engaged to a guy who is contemplating running for president. She actually seriously thinks that he could do this and win. I had to try hard not to laugh in her face.

No offense but if you didn't graduate from Harvard and have a strong political background and have serious financial backing you don't stand a chance.