D: ahhhhh!
Man, that sucks (glad to hear it isn't so bad). I think I realized that, after 1 month or so of parking at the very end of parking spots next to medians or anything that would reduce the number of cars next to mine, that I'm not buying a new car again. Just can't handle the nerves. I never cared about this crap before. Suddenly, do.
My story: about 8 months in, I had driven in to work one day because I needed to get something started early and it was going to be a late day. There is a parking deck right outside of my building, and I park on the top, which is pay parking with a kiosk...and I have access to a code (given to visiting VIPs and such--assholes that show up to spend money on football recruiting and shit like that, and do nothing for the actual school--so I had no problem using it when I did). Anyway, I park in my usual spot on the outside row along the wall of one part of the parking deck. I always pull in to spaces. I don't back in like 90% of people in this state. I don't know why they do it.
So, later that night, when walking back, I see that my car isn't there. It's gone. ....oh NO! It's been stolen! It's...been towed and ticketed for my illicit use of code parking (they have no way of knowing). About 5 feet later, I see my car, in the facing parking space, behind where I parked, reversed in to the spot, parked all nice and neat. ....WTF? How did it get there? There's a ticket on the window. MOTHERFUCK! It is parked right up to the wall, too. there's less than an inch of space. The ticket is for an unpaid space. ....and it's marked for not having a front tag (I still haven't put one on, lol), but not fined for that. They noted it because they couldn't see the rear tag, and used the VIN to ticket to the registration. I'm like...these assholes! They towed my car into the facing parking space...just to ticket me! I flag down a patrolling traffic enforcement truck and ask about this--of course, I can't show them my receipt and the paid space, which he suggested, because that would give up the game. It wasn't paid with cc. At least, the dude is helpful and insists that they almost never tow, and if they do, it is to a nearby holding spot. Frustrated, I go back to the car and look in the window.
No parking brake.
Oh oh.
Up to this point, I had been leaving the car in neutral because apparently it is EVIL to start the car up in gear. And of course, this is the second time I forget to use the parking brake (previously, I had caught the car as it decided to leave while I was stepping out--another story dealing with nearby asshole redneck in his parked trucks--another issue with the locals: why does everyone just sit in their cars in parking lots? what the fuck is going on in this place?). Anyway, the side where I had parked slopes down ever so slightly, and of course the floor of that level bounces a lot as vehicles roll through. The spot where I found my car slops down slightly, into that wall, where my rear was found. The picture became clear: at some point during the day, my car ventured out of its space and backed into the one behind it...miraculously, empty, and without ANY DAMAGE to any other possible car. Somehow, improbably. This is bizarre, because it's a very busy parking deck. I can't imagine that space behind empty, let alone it not hitting a car driving through. ....my guess is that it edged out of its spot and some passerby, annoyed but saintly generous, shoved it into that other spot, which happened to be open at the time. Maybe it had been sitting out in the lane for some time, before parking enforcement dealt with it? lol, I don't know.
Once all this became clear, I insisted that I must pay this ticket. I MUST. It is only right to rebalance karma. It's still out of balance.
Where the rear hit the wall, there are little scratches and abrasions on that trim around the license plate mount. If you look hard, you can see them. The license plate was slightly bent, and I eventually lost a mounting screw. That is the damage that I have suffered so far.