Originally posted by: DrPizza
lol! PETA idiots don't know anything about plucking a turkey. You hang them by their feet, not their head
Mostly effective: cut their heads off & let them bleed out.
More effective: slit the arteries/veins in their throat with a *very* sharp knife while they're hanging upside down. They bleed out as long as their heart is pumping, and slowly nod off until their dead. Sorta like giving a pint of blood at a bloodmobile; doesn't hurt, but imagine if they never stopped taking blood out of you.
Maybe we should make a real game, using real pictures/video instead of an animation?
edit: heck, grab a few chickens, chop off their heads and let them run around headless. Kids typically say "coooool!" rather then "ewwwww!"
Beat PETA at their own game!
This is second-hand, according to my grandmother:
Her mom raised chickens, which roamed freely in the back yard. When they wanted chicken, she'd step out the back porch, grab two by the head, and whip them around once. *SNAP* - time to get pluckin'.
I'm glad chickens don't form cults or religions. That'd be one messed up worldview - a big creature comes out of the big building, sometimes to provide food, and sometimes to snatch two of the populace up and murder them in full view of everyone else.
Soon the chickens would start sacrificing their own eggs to The Great Provider and Neck Breaker, in the hopes that this would appease it. The offerings shall be made in beds of straw and twigs. Yes, surely that will end the carnage.