Cool life hack for opening a beer on the go

[gorcorps]

Does Canada allow you to have an open container in the vehicle?

There are states that don't ban open containers for passengers too

http://dui.findlaw.com/dui-charges/can-a-passenger-drink-in-a-car-.html

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

There are states that don't ban open containers for passengers too

http://dui.findlaw.com/dui-charges/can-a-passenger-drink-in-a-car-.html

Hrmm, apparently this life hack would be 100% cool in Mississippi.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Seven states currently do not have open container laws, including Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, West Virginia, Virginia, Delaware, and Connecticut

Years ago, when I was a college student, I once hitch-hiked through West Virginia. Each of the drivers that picked me up had a tallboy can of beer between his legs. Glad to know they weren't breaking any laws.

West Virginia is a unique place, though. I once had a car breakdown at night and the guy who picked me up and drove me to a phone had two live chickens tied up and flopping around in the back of his station wagon.

 

[CPA]

No shit!

Yeah, that's what I want to do: open a bottle with the dirty underside of my shoe. lol. Plus flip-flops = ewwwwwwww

 

[William Gaatjes]

No shit!

Nice if you just stepped in some shit, just before opening a bottle.

 

[iwajabitw]

LMAO!

 

[master_shake_]

use a lighter ffs....

i mean the amount of effort to remove your seat belt and then do it back up is stupid.

also there are entire countries where drinking and driving is a-ok.

 

[VulgarDisplay]

I just bite the top off the bottle.

 

[waggy]

I had a hat that had a bottle opener built in it. i would take it to BBQ's at friends lol

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I hang one of these on my belt.

 

[destrekor]

West Virginia is a unique place, though.

That's the most gentle description of West Virginia I have ever read in all my life. :awe:

 

[WelshBloke]

Does Canada allow you to have an open container in the vehicle?

So no drinking champagne in the back of the limo in the US then?

 

[lxskllr]

So no drinking champagne in the back of the limo in the US then?

I believe the rule is there has to separation between the passengers(drinkers) and the driver, so a limo works.

 

[kage69]

Just what I always wanted, a shoe that opens beer.

Hey snark if you want, but they're actually pretty great. I've had a few pairs of those when I lived in Florida, and for long days out on the water or partying at the beach they're pretty handy. If it's hot as balls out and you're only wearing trunks and tank top, it's nice not having to constantly bum an opener off people or attempt to open the bottle on furniture, part of a boat, etc.

Just saying.

 

[kage69]

use a lighter ffs....

i mean the amount of effort to remove your seat belt and then do it back up is stupid.

also there are entire countries where drinking and driving is a-ok.

I used to think that too, but after seeing people filet their lip(s) on a chipped bottle if they do it wrong, or just ruin a lighter, I think using the right tool is the best way to go. Also, what happens if no one there smokes?

 

[kage69]

Nice if you just stepped in some shit, just before opening a bottle.

I think I can understand your worry about that. Last time I was in Holland there was dog shit EVERYWHERE.

Luckily, American beaches, tiki bars, boardwalks and the decks of recreational fishing boats are pretty much fecal matter free, at least in my experience.

Although going along with your scenario, one wonders how drunk you'd need to be to look at the bottom of a shit encrusted sandal and either not notice, or think 'Yeah, why not?' I'm guessing that level of intoxication would preclude you from being able to stand upright and operate even a simple lever.

 

[QueBert]

one of the best inventions, mine have saved me a few times.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

one of the best inventions, mine have saved me a few times.

If you're wearing a shirt that requires those, I expect there's a bartender nearby.

 

[QueBert]

I wear suits often just because I like to dress up, whoever invented Collar Stays with bottle openers is a fucking genius.

 

[Childs]

In high school we used to use car doors.

 

[AMCRambler]

Find a sharp edge of something hard. Hold the lip of the cap to the edge with one hand and strike the wrist of that hand with a closed fist. Top pops off every time. Don't use counter top edge unless you like gouging your counter tops.

 

[waggy]

i had a late 80's mustang that had a spot on the inside door that was great for opening pepsi bottles..

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

i had a late 80's mustang that had a spot on the inside door that was great for opening pepsi bottles..

Pepsi, sure...

 

[waggy]

Pepsi, sure...

well actually it did open a bunch of peppsi bottles (they were still available in a few stores).

at least monday-thursday....

 

[WelshBloke]

I believe the rule is there has to separation between the passengers(drinkers) and the driver, so a limo works.

Wierd, is inebriation considered an infectious disease there?