Coolest things you've seen on shirts?

[flamingelephant]

What are the coolest things you've ever seen on shirts?
I'm thinking logos and sayings

One thread on this topic is more than enough.

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[Electric Amish]

On women:

I Swallow.

or:

I wish these were brains.



amish

 

[Platypus]

I made this shirt a while ago:

Sonny...

 

[woodly6]

I have a shirt that says:

"My Penis Is Cherry Flavored And I'm Not Lying This Time!"

 

[atom]

T-Shirt with a dime sack stitched into the front with the words "Open in case of emergency."

 

[Jfur]

my fave:

an old, old faded shirt that says:

Lick it
Suck it
Swallow it

Tequila

 

[daveman]

Front: Make 7

Back: Up Yours

 

[LordMaul]

"GIJOE"??

 

[CinderElmo]

In HUGE white letters on a black T that said "DON"T FSCK WITH ME" on the back side. A biker was wearing it and I could read it from a quarter mile away!

 

[Martin]

The coolest one I've seen was a shirt with a diagram of a toilet on the front and each part of the toilet was described in computer terms. for example, the bolw was the "primary input", a small pot located under a leakage was the "back up" and so on.

 

[RDMustang1]

heh, double new post

 

[palad]

'I'm going nucking futs!' in blurry letters.

 

[Viper GTS]

I have a bomb squad shirt:

I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

I also have one that says:

I have issues.

That one is cool because of the inside joke behind it. If people only knew...

:Q

Viper GTS

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I used to have a shirt that said "marriage counselor" with an old white trash man sicking his head out of the door of his silver white trash trailor

 

[LordMaul]

OUCH! FFM, you got there so fast, that when I hit "Quote" it had the new post already!

 

[Ariel]

Not that I think this is cool but you guys might. My husband has a shirt that has a cartoon picture of a pink Beaver (yes, the little animal that builds dams)holding a razor and standing next to a can of shaving cream and at the bottom it says "Shaved".

He also has one that has a picture of a tropical drink with the little umbrella, the fruit and the whole bit and the glass has a big smile on it. In small letters below it it says "How about a nice tall glass of shut the f**k up."

Clearly I have no say in what my husband wears.

 

[Cyberian]

I still like the one I saw on a Harley rider.
On the back it said .....

If you can read this,
The Bitch fell off.

 

[Pastore]

<< If you can read this,
The Bitch fell off. >>


I saw that one the other day, funny as hell

 

[Viper GTS]

Make your own!

I want one that's nothing but a four letter word for copulation.

Viper GTS

 

[Platypus]

I guess no one liked the bono shirt

 

[LordUnum]

Maybe not the coolest, but I love to see those &quot;I'm with stupid --->&quot;, &quot;Mission Impossible&quot; (you know the one), and &quot;Eat my shorts!&quot; w/no trademarks to be seen (hehe, nothing is trademarked at swap-meets ). Don't they just ooze class?

 

[LordUnum]

Maybe not the coolest, but I love to see those shirts displaying &quot;I'm with stupid --->&quot;, &quot;Mission Impossible&quot; (you know the one), and &quot;Eat my shorts!&quot; w/no trademarks to be seen (hehe, nothing is trademarked at swap-meets ). Don't they just ooze class?

 

[Viper GTS]

Actually, having considered it, I think it'd be much more fun to have a shirt that just said:

copulate



Viper GTS

 

[MrMilney]

My favorite t-shirt has the following printed on the front:

011110010110111101110101
011000010111001001100101
01100100011101010110110101100010

Which is the binary equivalent of the ASCII code for &quot;you are dumb.&quot;

 

[Electric Amish]

How about:

&quot;Copulate You!&quot;

??

amish