Corn, seriously why do you treat me this way?

[JimKiler]

I love corn, roasted and so good! But why on earth does it have to come out 3 days later and still undigested?

Sorry for that picture.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Three days later??? WTF?

You need one of those colonblow kits, so you can finally get rid of that big ribeye steak you ate on the 4th of July.

 

[Chaotic42]

Honestly you may just need to chew it more thoroughly. My question is, why do they keep letting Robert Culp out of jail to murder again in Columbo?

 

[Jaepheth]

Humans are unable to digest cellulose because the appropriate enzymes to breakdown the beta acetal linkages are lacking.

Corn kernels are the seeds of the plant. The tough outer covering of the kernel is the pericarp, or bran coat. ...
The plant fiber cellulose is the primary constituent of the bran coat of corn kernels. ...Therefore, the bran coat of corn kernels passes through your intestines intact.

Solution: Chew your food.

 

[Crono]

If it's coming out three days later, you may need more fiber in your diet. D:

 

[JimKiler]

Honestly you may just need to chew it more thoroughly. My question is, why do they keep letting Robert Culp out of jail to murder again in Columbo?

I wonder if I have seen that Columbo episode. Still as good as Columbo is, it cannot surpass Outrage for entertainment.

 

[JimKiler]

If it's coming out three days later, you may need more fiber in your diet. D:

I eat oatmeal every morning that I work but since i ate corn at Valleyfair amusement park on Saturday today was the first day of real fiber in my diet.

 

[Thebobo]

I love corn, roasted and so good! But why on earth does it have to come out 3 days later and still undigested?

Sorry for that picture.

Try eating rocks

 

[balloonshark]

I'm pretty sure the secret to teleportation can be found by careful investigation of corn traveling through the human digestive system.

 

[JM Aggie08]

I generally see it 8 hours later...you may want to go get your b-hole checked out, bruh.

 

[zinfamous]

Based on the advice in this thread, my prognosis for you, OP, is that you retain poop in your shoot for far longer than is healthy.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Maybe we need a poll. Everyone is different. I've always been right around 24 hours, plus or minus.

 

[Puffnstuff]

 

[Jeeebus]

I'll give you $10 if you post a pic of you eating poop on the cob.

$10, bruh. $10.

 

[ImpulsE69]

3 days?? It's like 4-6 hours for me Less if it was with hot food.

 

[DrPizza]

If it takes 3 days, I think there's an issue.

Also, either your corn is putting itself back together inside your intestines (unlikely), else, you need to chew your food, bruh.

 

[Ken g6]

I think 2-3 days is normal. And that's what I've always heard.

 

[Rumpltzer]

I had this problem (with the corn, not with the 3 days), and I was able to resolve it pretty easily. We ain't got no time for all that chewing; forget that! You down that sweet, delicious corn. You follow that with a banana, and at least 16oz of Sprite. You find yourself the spinniest ride at the Valleyfair amusement park, and you get that corn digesting. Show it who's boss!

Report back on how it works for you, bruh.

 

[zinfamous]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvXXy7fPP1M

 

[who?]

If you don't eat or drink for 6 hours before surgery your system will be empty and there won't be any problem with stuff floating up your eating tube (esophagus) and going down your breathing tube (trachea).

 

[Sean Kyle]

3 days? I can't digest it OP!

 

[who?]

Eat a large salad after the main course to shove everything through your system more quickly.

 

[Newbian]

But seriously don't post it and if it's 3 days there is something wrong big time.

 

[Painman]

Drink some Yuengling

It'll all come out a lot sooner, trust me

 

[zinfamous]

Drink some Yuengling

It'll all come out a lot sooner, trust me

Yuengling?

You know there's a reason why Budweiser is commonly referred to as Buttwiper...