Corporate signatures

[iamwiz82]

A new corporate signature just came down from the lawyers. 21 lines of information (assuming full window on 1280x1024), no deviations allowed.

WTF

 

[OutHouse]

post it, i wanna see it.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

internal mail too or external only?

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: Citrix
post it, i wanna see it.

You're going to need to sign an NDA to see this privacy statement. Sorry.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

You should make one typo and then send an email to your legal department and tell them "I think I got everything right, but can you check it over?"

 

[mundane]

Originally posted by: trmiv

Originally posted by: Citrix
post it, i wanna see it.

You're going to need to sign an NDA to see this privacy statement. Sorry.

EULA: By downloading this post, you implicitly agree to the Non Disclosure Agreement specified at http://x.y.z. If you do not agree, you must exit you immediately delete all contents and links to the message from your machine under threat of law.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
internal mail too or external only?

All, including forwards and replies. Also, because they have different colors for certain sections, we cannot just add it as a footer in Exchange. :roll:

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
You should make one typo and then send an email to your legal department and tell them "I think I got everything right, but can you check it over?"

They wouldn't notice. The legal team is overseas and their english is not 100%.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
You should make one typo and then send an email to your legal department and tell them "I think I got everything right, but can you check it over?"

They wouldn't notice. The legal team is overseas and their english is not 100%.

The point is to make them look over the entire thing

 

[marie103]

i know what you mean.
but i think no people care much about that, so what? not 100% english,

earn the money, be happy everyday. that's enough.

what do you think?

 

[dainthomas]

I thought those things were basically unenforceable and a waste of bandwidth?

 

[FoBoT]

w0w
that sucks

what if you only use plain text for email?

 

[ViviTheMage]

almost as bad as dainthomas long siggy...

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: marie103
i know what you mean.
but i think no people care much about that, so what? not 100% english,

earn the money, be happy everyday. that's enough.

what do you think?

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
w0w
that sucks

what if you only use plain text for email?

Oh, there is a plain text version of the signature, as well, except they say not to use unless you absolutely have to.

My favorite part is that the last line is a blurb about enivronmental responsibility and to not print the email unless no other choice.