I didn't they could do it but I would actually prefer working to this. Five days of hell as we go through useless buzzwords and corporate mumbojumbo. All the head honchos are here so I even have to pretend to pay attention We won't do any team building exercises since none of us will ever work together. Here are some of the sessions: Professional Etiquette, How to use Visio, Communication Management, etc.
Dr. Pizza, I need you here to mess with HR like you did when you used static electricity to stick the balloon to the ceiling
Dr. Pizza, I need you here to mess with HR like you did when you used static electricity to stick the balloon to the ceiling