corporate types, how do you sign your emails?

[Ns1]

my signature is:



note the two hyphens? THEY'RE SIGNIFICANT. USE THEM.

i don't say "regards", "best", "thanks", or any other waste of space like that. if someone is butthurt because i didn't, then they can feel free to impale themselves on a rusty fencepost.

hm that's a pretty good idea.

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

People I know :

Warm regards <-- Normal
Best regards <-- A little pissed off
Regards <-- Polite speak for "f*ck you"


People I don't :

Best regards <-- Normal
Regards <-- "F*ck you"



Whichever of the above followed by :

--
Name

Group
Company
Phone (Building + Location)
Group Site

 

[JulesMaximus]

Best regards, or Regards,

I use a less formal Thanks, or just my first name with co-workers and internal e-mails.

 

[Leros]

- FirstName

If it's somebody I don't know, I might put my lastname.

 

[rudeguy]

[Message]

Thanks!


rudeguy
Company name
Office phone
Cell phone

 

[OCGuy]

Thank You,

Ocguy
Dramatic Title
Company Name
Phone
Secure E-Fax

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[JBT]

Ditto

auto-signature:

Name
Title/Department
Phone Number + ext

when appropriate, I'll sign it "Thanks,". otherwise, no closing and just go straight from the email body to my auto signature with a couple line breaks.

 

[Jumpem]

- <First Name>

 

[randay]

uh huh, ok, whats up, shut up.

 

[edro]

"Thank you"

Someone I know does, "Thnks"... on purpose

lol! Nice...

 

[edro]

God Bless

 

[KidNiki1]

[Message]

Thank you and have a great day!

My Name
Company Name



unless it is someone I have been emailing back and forth, then it is usually
Thank you,

My Name
Company name

or if they answered a question/helped me in some way,
Thank you very much!

My Name
Company name

 

[herm0016]

Thanks,

Herm0016
Wireline and Perforating
Senior Field Professional
Austrailaisa
US Mobile: +1 xxx-xxx-xxxx
Skype: herm0016's skype
Aus Mobile: +61 xx-xxxx-xxxx

people have to look at my lync or get my autoreply to see what country i am currently in.

 

[BladeVenom]

Respectfully,

 

[Ns1]

Respectfully,

wow, something that actually sounds stuffier than "Best" and "Regards".

 

[BladeVenom]

I thought you were looking for something formal.

If not, start your letters, yo bitches, and end with word out.

 

[glenn1]

I suggest using this. Don't forget the Caps, they're important.


PLEASE SIR,I WANT YOU TO HELP ME TRANSFER THIS PHYSICAL CASH INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY AND TO ALSO HELP ME COME AND ASSIST ME CLAIM THIS CONSIGNMENT IN THE SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN COTONOU,BENIN.I AM READY TO SIGN AN UNDERTAKING TO RELEASE 20% OF THIS TOTAL MONEY TO YOU AND THE REMAINING 80% WILL BE PURELY FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE.I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE A TRUSTED AND RELIABLE PERSON AS I CAN FORESEE AND I FULLY HOPE THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME AT LAST.

SO ON THE INDICATION OF YOUR WILLINGNESS I WANT YOU TO FORWARD TO ME YOUR :FULL NAME: SEX: COMPANY: IF ANY FULL CONTACT ADDRESS: PHONE: CELL: FAX: CITY: STATE:ZIP CODE COUNTRY: OCCUPATION AND ALL THE NECESSARYINFORMATION WILL BE SENT TO YOU ON THE ACCEPTANCE TO CHAMPION THIS TRANSACTION WITH ME.

THANKS
BE BLESSED
YOURS TRULY
SULEMAN BELLO

 

[linuxboy]

either

Cheers,
linuxboy


or

xoxo,
linuxboy

 

[Billb2]

The last line in all my personal emails:

<<< PRESS ANY KEY TO DELETE >>>

 

[mple]

Sent from my Gold iPhone 5s 64GB

 

[SparkyJJO]

Name
Company
Phone number

What the email is about determines whether I put anything else in there (informational, a request, etc)

Putting the email address in the signature is a stupid waste of space because I just sent the email and it is right there at the top. If you can't figure that out you shouldn't be using email

 

[amish]

Best Regards,

amish


I have an unhealty annoyance when peeople use "Warm Regards". why not luke-warm, piss warm, or coffee-that-sat-out-for-30-minutes warm? that's basically what your telling me with your mediocre warm regard.

 

[datalink7]

Respectfully,

 

[DAGTA]

- your mom

 

[MaxPayne63]

auto-signature:

Name
Title/Department
Phone Number + ext

This.

If they want words that can elicit an emotional response they can buy me dinner.

e: I'm not a corporate type, but this is for business related emails.