Could you marry a 56 year old woman?

[highland145]

who the fuck writes out a check like that

His 20 something girlfriend.

 

[highland145]

Things are looking better....

 

[z1ggy]

Honestly, for 56, she's not gross.

You know she'd make you get a prenup or some crap though.

And damn, so many of you guys are old here!!! Makes me feel so young again.. I didn't know you old timers even know how to internet

 

[JulesMaximus]

Honestly, for 56, she's not gross.

You know she'd make you get a prenup or some crap though.

And damn, so many of you guys are old here!!! Makes me feel so young again.. I didn't know you old timers even know how to internet

I was upgrading computers when you were still in diapers!

Now get off my lawn!

 

[highland145]

And damn, so many of you guys are old here!!! Makes me feel so young again.. I didn't know you old timers even know how to internet

I texted for the 1st time last night on the wife's phone. Probably the last time too.

And get off my lawn.

 

[sandorski]

I love her long time

 

[Newell Steamer]

Honestly, for 56, she's not gross.

 

[SKORPI0]

^_^

 

[steppinthrax]

The guy has 13.5 billion dollars. Why not just pay her half and be done with it?

How is she entitled to half? I don't get it. He's the CEO, not her. She is just gold digging for every penny she can get. 974 million is shit!!!! What....

 

[steppinthrax]

Hah love the check. He had to spell out so many numbers that it went off the line. My checks, when spelling the numbers, barely reach the middle of the line.

I know funny. It looks weird. For that amount of money you would use a simple common personal check. Which means they are going to draw money that has more than a billion dollars sitting in it. It doesn't seem right to me. Why would a billionaire have that much money in a single account?

 

[Sho'Nuff]

What if she had $974 million dollars?

I think she's kind of hot. :wub:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/01/07/angry-divorcee-refuses-74m-check-from-billionaire-oil-tycoon/

Granted, in 9 years I will be married to a 56 year old woman. :whiste:

I want to know how they came to a figure that started in the hundreds of millions and ended with 77 cents.

 

[steppinthrax]

Having been married for 22 years there is no way I would marry a woman just for money. I cannot possibly be worth it. Now if I would marry her otherwise, and she happens to have $974 million, then booyah.

You're a self-respecting men. I think most men won't.

But it's somehow "acceptable" if a woman marries a rich man.

The old "Double-standard"

 

[JulesMaximus]

How is she entitled to half? I don't get it. He's the CEO, not her. She is just gold digging for every penny she can get. 974 million is shit!!!! What....

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?

Personally, I'm rooting for her... the fuck do I care if some billionaire has to liquidate his stock to pay off his ex wife.

 

[steppinthrax]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?

Personally, I'm rooting for her... the fuck do I care if some billionaire has to liquidate his stock to pay off his ex wife.

She is OK for 56. I mean, I would maybe spend some time with her ONCE. But I wouldn't want to deal with her personality.

I imagine she would be a difficult person to deal with and her personality is probably real shitty.

 

[steppinthrax]

What is that little box in the bottom of the check that says "Expense Analyzer". Is that something rich people only have?

 

[SearchMaster]

Things are looking better....

Now you're talking - go for the attractive 24 year old daughter and still live a life of luxury.

 

[highland145]

Now you're talking - go for the attractive 24 year old daughter and still live a life of luxury.

Just bang 'em both.

 

[SKORPI0]

What is that little box in the bottom of the check that says "Expense Analyzer". Is that something rich people only have?

Similar to FOR/MEMO found in checks. A reminder what the payment is for.

http://www.morganstanleyfa.com/publ...5436/6acc328a-969a-4af1-9e26-1ef20fda440e.pdf

FMA Check Expense Codes
The following expense analyzer codes apply to the new
Chase-Issued checks
:
A... Medical/Dental
B... Taxes
C... Interest Expense
D... Contributions
E... Casualty/Theft
F... Unreimbursed Business Expenses
G... Miscellaneous Deductions
K... Clothing
L... Food
M.. Mortgage/Rent
N... Education
P... Insurance
R... Recreation/Vacation
S... Household Expenses
T... Transportation
U,V,W,Y,Z

Unassigned Personal Codes

The unassigned personal codes can be used by clients for other categories not
mentioned above. Clients assign their own meaning to these unassigned personal
codes, and write them on their checks in the same manner as they do the personal
expense analyzer codes.

Things are looking better....

That's Jane, you forgot the other daughter, Hilary (3rd from left) :awe:

Harold Hamm Divorce: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
Published 5:52 pm EST, June 14, 2013 Updated 3:53 pm EST, November 10, 2014

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Hamm

On January 7, 2015 Hamm was ranked by Forbes magazine as the 56th richest person in America and 156th richest person in the world,
with a net worth estimated at $8 billion,[8] which decreased since $18.7 billion in late 2014.[9

Does that mean he lost $10.7 Billion last year?

 

[skyking]

Very handy for figuring a divorce settlement. Creative accounting FTW!

 

[Sooon]

Harold Hamm Divorce: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
Published 5:52 pm EST, June 14, 2013 Updated 3:53 pm EST, November 10, 2014

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Hamm

Does that mean he lost $10.7 Billion last year?

Oil companies have been getting crushed lately.

 

[BoomerD]

Sure...I like younger wimmenz...

As long as they're not

young...

 

[Jeff7]

I was upgrading computers when you were still in diapers!

Now get off my lawn!

Yes, but you were adding 512 bytes of RAM to a previously ROM-only device that went by the name "Solid State Computational Apparatus."

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Oh, I know this one. Is this where the answer goes: Yes, because there are 50 of them.

 

[TwiceOver]

There goes my coffee. :awe:

 

[pontifex]

The guy has 13.5 billion dollars. Why not just pay her half and be done with it?

please give me half your salary. it's just half, you don't need it right?