Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day,he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly into the room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope".
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice
anything different about me?"
Bessie looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again,
he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything "DIFFERENT?"
Bessie looks up and says,"Sam, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells,"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
HUH? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"
To which Bessie shakes her head and replies, "Shoulda bought a hat,
Sam. You shoulda bought a hat."
Bessie looks him over, "Nope".
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice
anything different about me?"
Bessie looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again,
he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything "DIFFERENT?"
Bessie looks up and says,"Sam, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells,"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
HUH? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"
To which Bessie shakes her head and replies, "Shoulda bought a hat,
Sam. You shoulda bought a hat."