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[Aharami]

hahaha. your story made me crack up!

 

[6StringSamurai]

Originally posted by: 3cho
we need name of the bank, commercial bank or i bank? hard to imagine that happening at an ibank. if an admin assistant said that sh1t to me, i would kicking her ass out of my fvcking cube after polishing my ferragamo.

ha, no thanks, I need the job for the next few weeks.

 

[Nerva]

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai

Originally posted by: 3cho
we need name of the bank, commercial bank or i bank? hard to imagine that happening at an ibank. if an admin assistant said that sh1t to me, i would kicking her ass out of my fvcking cube after polishing my ferragamo.

ha, no thanks, I need the job for the next few weeks.

at least what kind of a bank was it?

either boa or wachovia?

 

[6StringSamurai]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai

Originally posted by: acemcmac
headphones

Oh I was using some ultimate ears IEM, MUCH better sound, and I can isolate the people around me that do not know how TO USE THEIR INSIDE VOICE!!!! @#$@# but, get this...I am then told, that the team feels I am not approachable enough, bear in mind that I am one of the top 2 producers on the team, who cares if I am approachable. Oh and I am approchable, anytime someone came in my cube, I took them out and helped them. So now its no headphones, and no "offensive" music. sigh

lol. do you really need the job or the reference? i would just tell your boss that satan told you to quit early and screw the next few weeks. if they're gonna accuse you of being a satanist, why let them down?

No I need the money from the job for the next 3 weeks, and thats the funny part, I am what I would consider agnostic, oh and the kicker, she plays worship music in her cube loud enough that her and the boss can hear it 2 cubes down, but that is OK.

 

[Exterous]

Figure out if she listens to music or has pictures up in her office. Then complain about them being offensive to you (religious belifes, harrasment, whatever).

 

[6StringSamurai]

Originally posted by: 3cho

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai

Originally posted by: 3cho
we need name of the bank, commercial bank or i bank? hard to imagine that happening at an ibank. if an admin assistant said that sh1t to me, i would kicking her ass out of my fvcking cube after polishing my ferragamo.

ha, no thanks, I need the job for the next few weeks.

at least what kind of a bank was it?

either boa or wachovia?

Yes it was one of those.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai

Originally posted by: 3cho
we need name of the bank, commercial bank or i bank? hard to imagine that happening at an ibank. if an admin assistant said that sh1t to me, i would kicking her ass out of my fvcking cube after polishing my ferragamo.

ha, no thanks, I need the job for the next few weeks.

but do you need the reference? There will be all kinds of fun to have when it's time to leave.

 

[MX2]

Thats a good tune. Turn it up!

 

[ViviTheMage]

good lord!

i would have thought she was joking and laughed at her face half way :/

 

[Britboy]

Unfortunately there's no reasoning with nutcases.

 

[mb]

Turn that ****** up!

 

[wheresmybacon]

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai
Her: You are filling the airwaves in the office with demonic spirits, that will hinder the work of the Lord.

i actually shot a little bit of mountain dew out my nose on reading the bold part here.

that is pure gold.

 

[wheresmybacon]

Originally posted by: hungfarover

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai
Her: You are filling the airwaves in the office with demonic spirits, that will hinder the work of the Lord.

i actually shot a little bit of mountain dew out my nose on reading the bold part here.

that is pure gold.

oh yeah and i nearly forgot: what exactly is the lord's position description?

 

[6StringSamurai]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai

Originally posted by: 3cho
we need name of the bank, commercial bank or i bank? hard to imagine that happening at an ibank. if an admin assistant said that sh1t to me, i would kicking her ass out of my fvcking cube after polishing my ferragamo.

ha, no thanks, I need the job for the next few weeks.

but do you need the reference? There will be all kinds of fun to have when it's time to leave.

No I have other much better references than this, maybe I need to look out west or up north for a job and get out of the south ( I can say that I was born here)

 

[Nerva]

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai

Originally posted by: 3cho

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai

Originally posted by: 3cho
we need name of the bank, commercial bank or i bank? hard to imagine that happening at an ibank. if an admin assistant said that sh1t to me, i would kicking her ass out of my fvcking cube after polishing my ferragamo.

ha, no thanks, I need the job for the next few weeks.

at least what kind of a bank was it?

either boa or wachovia?

Yes it was one of those.

i am willing to put money on wachovia, they seem to have a hillbilly history. hahaha. is this in their commercial banking practice or something else? just curious about ibanking culture across banks.

 

[6StringSamurai]

Originally posted by: hungfarover

Originally posted by: hungfarover

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai
Her: You are filling the airwaves in the office with demonic spirits, that will hinder the work of the Lord.

i actually shot a little bit of mountain dew out my nose on reading the bold part here.

that is pure gold.

oh yeah and i nearly forgot: what exactly is the lord's position description?

not sure, but considering my job is getting outsourced to India due to budget cuts, I am betting he is in accounting.

 

[Nerva]

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai

Originally posted by: hungfarover

Originally posted by: hungfarover

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai
Her: You are filling the airwaves in the office with demonic spirits, that will hinder the work of the Lord.

i actually shot a little bit of mountain dew out my nose on reading the bold part here.

that is pure gold.

oh yeah and i nearly forgot: what exactly is the lord's position description?

not sure, but considering my job is getting outsourced to India due to budget cuts, I am betting he is in accounting.

hahaha, that is pretty funny.

 

[JS80]

lol since when is van halen satanic music?

 

[compnovice]

Play Stairway to Heaven backwards... If she is offended, tell her that I am just playing a Heaven song you ebil woman....

 

[6StringSamurai]

Originally posted by: JS80
lol since when is van halen satanic music?

I dunno man, I do listen to music that would be considered Satanic, much more quickly. Yet, out of respect to others tastes I only listen to classic rock at work, yet THESE DEMONS KEEP HARASSING ME!!!! Oh another time, I told her to use "the wizard" in a piece of software to create a form..she called the company and complained that their software used wichcraft terms.

 

[HN]

Not bad for a first time rant. 6/10.

An effective rant would include:
1. details of the event (which you've laid out well)
2. tirade expressing your opinions on said event. You've kinda done that but it was in cliffenated form. Tirade should be filled with feeling and colorful adjectives (more points for originality). And, though certainly not necessary, extra credit if it's all grammatically proper.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai
I am normally a pretty calm guy. I sit in my cube I listen to my music, and I do my job. Well the first part of my rant is as such:

Sitting in my cubice (office + cube) and I am busting out some tickets, when I have that feeling on the back of my neck that someone is watching me. I turn around and behold " The Office Biatch" cometh.
She asks me "What are you listening to?"
So I said, "This, oh its Van Halen"
She responds, " I thought I heard something about the devil"
Me: "Yeah, it's the song "Running with the Devil"
Her: "Gasp, are you trying to invite Satan into your life, you know you can become demon posessed if you listen to this stuff long enough. I am afraid I am going to have to ask you to change the song."

( now bear in mind this music cannot be heard outside of my cube, you have to walk into my cube to hear it, and and stand by me to even hear the words, well at least all the normal people in the office can only hear it when they are in my cube.)

I respond: "No, I am afraid I won't. I do not have the same beliefs as you, and you can not hear it from your cube.
Her: You are filling the airwaves in the office with demonic spirits, that will hinder the work of the Lord.
Me: uh....*blink* looks around to see if I am on camera and this is a joke
Her: I will see that this is stopped.

She F(*& goes to my boss, who shares her beliefs, he then comes over and tells me that my music is affecting the morale of the office and that I need to turn it off.

Cliffs:

Bitch
Moan
@#$@#$

Thankfully, I only have a few more weeks here, oh and yeah this is at one of the top 5 banks in the nation.

AHHHHH HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, I don't mean to laugh at your expense, but it was funny as hell.

I can hook you up with some REAL satanic music if you'd like to bring in some festive black metal.

That way, they will know the true meaning of "Devil Music", and perhaps they will change their whole mind about Van Halen.

Good luck!



EDIT: I didn't see your replies that you already do listen to heavier stuff. I doubt you'd need me to hook you up with any tracks, but the offer is still open.

 

[technophile82]

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai

Originally posted by: JS80
lol since when is van halen satanic music?

I dunno man, I do listen to music that would be considered Satanic, much more quickly. Yet, out of respect to others tastes I only listen to classic rock at work, yet THESE DEMONS KEEP HARASSING ME!!!! Oh another time, I told her to use "the wizard" in a piece of software to create a form..she called the company and complained that their software used wichcraft terms.

eeesh yeah, she is extreme. theres much bigger things to worry about than van halen music, or wizards in software. but seriously, dont take this as "the norm" for average christians.

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: Zolty
Moral of the story, buy headphones.

 

[OOBradm]

Originally posted by: Citrix
headphones are your friend


and if the job isnt important to you tell your boss you are a satinst and that he is stomping on your religous beliefs and will sue if it continues.

^ Thats definitely the best plan, DO IT