Come in to work tomorrow with "666" written on your forehead.
I love the psycho's. You should have said it was something she liked. Then she puts on headphones and has the demonic spirits pumped right into her (empty) head.
Couldn't you say that her idiocy is affecting
your morale?
Originally posted by: jmcoreymv
Why not just get some headphones? Then you can listen to the music louder anyway.
Sennheiser HD 280 Pro's. They are huge, but you can get a lot of sound out of them without any of it escaping. They do have a long break-in period though - when you initially get them, you'll wish for the rich, full bass of your cheap $2 earbuds. My HD 280's sounded horrible right out of the box, it was like someone had put in a bandstop filter to stop all frequencies below about 400Hz. After a few weeks they finally sound like I'd expect.
They might not like you wearing them though, because you also will be less likely to hear pages or a phone ringing, or idiots complaining about demons wafting into the room.
Ok, more things to do:
- Print out satanic symbols and hang them around your cubicle
- Set up candles (don't light them though)
- Satanic Windows theme
- Put a pentagram sticker onto your mouse. Just casually ask her for help at your PC and see if she freaks out after touching the mouse.
- Tell this woman that you pray to the TRUE Lord every night, and that you are hoping to set up a portal in your cubicle so that He and His Minions may enter freely into this realm
- Put on devil horns, sneak up behind her. "BOO!" See if she splashes holy water on you.
- Pour holy water on yourself in front of her and yell about how it burns, and then just get up, laugh, and walk away.
Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai
Her: You are filling the airwaves in the office with demonic spirits, that will hinder the work of the Lord.
"And you are filling the airwaves in the office with Stupid spirits, which is hindering the work of ME!"