CRAP, I HAVE THE CLAP!!!

[Yo Ma Ma]

Here's a nice little write up, informative yet brief.

 

[GRIFFIN1]

Did you get a refund for the first visit to the doctor?

 

[cerebusPu]

oh crap. Ive been having this cold with a lingering cough for like 2 weeks.

 

[OS]

Originally posted by: HelloDeli

When the doctor told me, my response was "[LIL' JOHN] WWHATTTT?! [/LIL' JOHN], Thats not possible!"

lol, lil john is awesome

SHAKE IT LIKE A SALTSHAKER

BUST THAT ASS UP AND DOWN

<< e-thuggin it up

 

[mdbound]

Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
Here's a nice little write up, informative yet brief.

Thank you, finally something informative.

Chlamydia pneumoniae is NOT an STD. Over 95% of the population is colonized by it by their teens. Most people have actually had more severe infections, but thought it was the cold or flu, and got over it on their own. I'm sure you'll be okay. HelloDeli...what meds are you taking? Sounds like Doxycycline.

MD.

 

[TallBill]

Been there, done that. Took Doxycycline for a week. It is no more. I actually earned my bought though And it was worth it.

 

[StageLeft]

That's a tough sell on the wife

 

[SilentZero]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
That's a tough sell on the wife

Unless the wife is the one that gave it too him.

 

[compuwiz1]

That's what happens when you play with women with no discretion. (read skanks). one rule of thumb that has serve me well..........(If the sand smells like a cat, get out of the cat box!) Anything else, is just pussy.

 

[IshmaelLeaver]

You are what you eat.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
That's what happens when you play with women with no discretion. (read skanks). one rule of thumb that has serve me well..........(If the sand smells like a cat, get out of the cat box!) Anything else, is just pussy.

Well it was airborne. Maybe he got it sniffing around the pooty

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
That's what happens when you play with women with no discretion. (read skanks). one rule of thumb that has serve me well..........(If the sand smells like a cat, get out of the cat box!) Anything else, is just pussy.

Didn't read the thread, eh?

lol

He may as well have gotten mono and said, "CRAP... I have herpes!". He would've been just as correct.

 

[jonMEGA]

Artist: Ice Cube
Album: Death Certificate
Song: Look Who's Burnin

 

[Fritzo]

Don't worry...it happens to a lot of people.

For instance, I've had herpes TWICE already!

 

[MedicBob]

Originally posted by: Spoooon

Originally posted by: nd
Doesn't "The Clap" refer to Gonorrhea?

That's what I thought. Also known as "the drip."

Clap, drip = Gonorrhea only.

Chlamydia is very, very common and comes in several varients, as someone found out.

 

[anxi80]

[taken from kneehigh park on chappelle's show]

the clap: ah dave, havent seen you in awhile! whats its been, 3...4 months??
dave: [disgusted] dirty motherf*****.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

ask him about zithromax, no metallic taste and its expensive to it must be good

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Well I was one Doxycycline(sp?) for 21 days when I first started getting sick. I got better but it reoccured. So right now im taking a drug called Biaxin, supposed to be a new eyrthromycin type antibiotic.