Crashing my buddy's wedding

[SandInMyShoes]

My buddy is getting married in a few days, and I'm best man. I want to see to it that it's memorable, so I'm looking for some ideas of pranks for the reception. They need to be clean, and shouldn't use anything too off-the-wall--if I don't have the required materials, I'll probably only have time to get some stuff at Walmart.

Some examples of things I'm already working on: Fake ice cubes with bugs visible inside them, for the punch. Remote controlled "whoopee cushion" to hide under his chair. Booby-trapping various objects with string-trigger firecrackers, hopefully the knife for the bride/groom's cake will be able to trigger one when he picks it up

Update: When I got there, I realized that the bride and her family had put wayyyy too much into it, and I sure didn't feel like spoiling anything for them. While I kind of fell down on my job as best man (didn't protect the planted "getaway car", didn't give a speech, etc), the groom didn't really care--he didn't know any more about weddings than I did, he was just along for the ride. The wedding was casual, with an outdoor ceremony and indoor reception. It went smoothly from start to finish, and the bride and groom had a smashing time on their honeymoon. Everyone's happy all around

 

[Juno]

bring in vince vaughn and owen wilson!

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

The day is supposed to be memorable, but not because of pranks. Concentrate on a good speech and ensuring things run smoothly.

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
The day is supposed to be memorable, but not because of pranks. Concentrate on a good speech and ensuring things run smoothly.

QFT

This is not your day to be center of attention. Leave the pranks for the bachelor party.

 

[TheGizmo]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
The day is supposed to be memorable, but not because of pranks. Concentrate on a good speech and ensuring things run smoothly.

QFT

This is not your day to be center of attention. Leave the pranks for the bachelor party.

 

[Mrvile]

BTW, crashing a party doesn't mean playing pranks at it.

 

[FP]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
The day is supposed to be memorable, but not because of pranks. Concentrate on a good speech and ensuring things run smoothly.

QFT

This is not your day to be center of attention. Leave the pranks for the bachelor party.

QFT

 

[thoro86]

reminds me of the movie

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: binister

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
The day is supposed to be memorable, but not because of pranks. Concentrate on a good speech and ensuring things run smoothly.

QFT

This is not your day to be center of attention. Leave the pranks for the bachelor party.

QFT

QFT and so you don't make an F'in fool of yourself. Heed the advice of ATOT this time.

 

[FallenHero]

OP, thats really really dumb. The bride will not forgive you at all if you do anything. Being best man, you should know better. It is his day...you want a laugh? Do it in your speech, not in some lame attempt to make it "memorable." It will be regardless of what you do.

 

[Baked]

Hire lots of mexicans and smear poo all over the place at the wedding reception.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Although attention whoring is never good, that is one of the worst places to do it at. You're a total fucking moron if you do any pranks at all.

 

[sandorski]

Here's an idea: Don't!

 

[PunDogg]

Originally posted by: sandorski
Here's an idea: Don't!

 

[SandInMyShoes]

Wait, I'm supposed to have a speech? They haven't told me that yet, doh.

Note that I'm talking about pulling stuff at the reception, not the ceremony; I wouldn't think of disturbing the ceremony. "Crashing" was an over-dramatization... I'm not looking to do any attention whoring, just to cause minor disturbances that leaves people wondering who did it.

 

[SoundTheSurrender]

Have a naked old man walk around naked.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Repeat this... You're not funny. Don't try. It's a wedding, not a night at the improv.

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
The day is supposed to be memorable, but not because of pranks. Concentrate on a good speech and ensuring things run smoothly.

QFT

This is not your day to be center of attention. Leave the pranks for the bachelor party.

:thumbsup:

 

[Auryg]

The reception is still supposed to be "special."

No pranks.

 

[msparish]

OP is a fool.

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: SandInMyShoes
My buddy is getting married in a few days, and I'm best man. I want to see to it that it's memorable, so I'm looking for some ideas of pranks for the reception. They need to be clean, and shouldn't use anything too off-the-wall--if I don't have the required materials, I'll probably only have time to get some stuff at Walmart.

Some examples of things I'm already working on: Fake ice cubes with bugs visible inside them, for the punch. Remote controlled "whoopee cushion" to hide under his chair. Booby-trapping various objects with string-trigger firecrackers, hopefully the knife for the bride/groom's cake will be able to trigger one when he picks it up

he's going to twitch and accidentally stab and kill the bride, and you will feel terrible. Don't do it.


The only pranks you should pull at your buddies wedding is telling really embarassing stories about him in your toast.

 

[Spineshank]

If i was getting married and you pulled that crap id lay you out.

 

[iamwiz82]

That is exceptionally stupid. Obviously you have no idea how important the day is to the bride. She WILL be pissed.

 

[Dulanic]

Your a moron.... and not much of a friend for even thinking about it.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
The day is supposed to be memorable, but not because of pranks. Concentrate on a good speech and ensuring things run smoothly.

QFT x 1000

Man I'm getting married in October and with everything I've had to go through thus far to make it a perfect day for my woman, I'd never forgive my best man if he pulled shyte like this on that day.

You might want to rethink this one and leave the pranks for the bachelor party.