Crazy night at the ER...

[ni4ni]

Work was busy tonight...

Up until 11:00 we had one death, one 20-something girl who lost her eye to a bottlerocket, one baby choking, one boy severely burned on shoulder and ear by fireworks, one guy who had something "flew up in his ear and biting his brain", one lady who almost overdosed her baby on Tylenol and Motrin, and countless drunks.

Keep in mind, this is the ER for a town with population of 9000. Thankfully I am off the next three days..

Other than that, Happy Independence Day!

 

[Goosemaster]

I don;t think we thank our doctors and nurses enogh for what they do...

we should


I hope you get some rest

 

[xanis]

Damn... that sucks. Get some well-deserved rest.

 

[PurdueRy]

I hope you were neffing while at work tonight!

 

[ElFenix]

see, kids didn't get their hands burned off by putting the firecracker on the ground, holding the punk at the tip, and lighting the firecracker from arm's length. no, kids get their hands blown off by trying to throw firecrackers when already lit.

 

[ni4ni]

Originally posted by: PurdueRy
I hope you were neffing while at work tonight!

Got to sit down at a computer in the ER just long enough to look up a doctor's information on the net for a referral.

 

[deejayshakur]

which ED is this?

i had the day off so i'm sure i missed the fun stuff tonight. my shift starts at 7am tomorrow.

 

[ni4ni]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
see, kids didn't get their hands burned off by putting the firecracker on the ground, holding the punk at the tip, and lighting the firecracker from arm's length. no, kids get their hands blown off by trying to throw firecrackers when already lit.

True, rarely see patients who were injured when doing it the right way.

 

[dethman]

Originally posted by: PurdueRy
I hope you were neffing while at work tonight!

nef? i never get to sit down during a shift.

 

[booger711]

where do you live?>

 

[TheGizmo]

wth flies up your ear and bites your brain lmao

 

[essasin]

Originally posted by: dethman

Originally posted by: PurdueRy
I hope you were neffing while at work tonight!

nef? i never get to sit down during a shift.

same here

 

[cleanerupper]

Originally posted by: TheGizmo
wth flies up your ear and bites your brain lmao

June bug?

 

[VanTheMan]

haha, I miss my days of riding the medic unit. Some people are just too stupid to continue living without being rescued.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: cleanerupper

Originally posted by: TheGizmo
wth flies up your ear and bites your brain lmao

June bug?

Uhh...it's July, bud.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: cleanerupper

Originally posted by: TheGizmo
wth flies up your ear and bites your brain lmao

June bug?

Uhh...it's July, bud.

Yah, on June 30th, all June bugs commit mass suicide.

 

[The Batt?sai]

so where there any gluteus maximus victims?

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

they need a 4th of july episode for grey's anatomy and house.. (well I'm not done with House yet, so I don't know if there has been one)

 

[dxkj]

How can a bottle rocket poke out an eye? I've been hit by many bottlerockets, and not are thrusty enough to break an eye ....

 

[homestarmy]

Originally posted by: DLeRium
they need a 4th of july episode for grey's anatomy and house.. (well I'm not done with House yet, so I don't know if there has been one)

Yes, those would be great!

 

[TySnyder]

Oh I can't wait to hear our ER stories today, should be interesting. I heard sirens all yesterday.

 

[VanTheMan]

Originally posted by: dxkj
How can a bottle rocket poke out an eye? I've been hit by many bottlerockets, and not are thrusty enough to break an eye ....

Maybe it exploded right on the eye.

 

[jhayx7]

Originally posted by: VanTheMan

Originally posted by: dxkj
How can a bottle rocket poke out an eye? I've been hit by many bottlerockets, and not are thrusty enough to break an eye ....

Maybe it exploded right on the eye.

Yup, I had a bottlerocket hit me once and exploded upon impact. It left a golf ball sized bruise on my leg. We were drunk and shooting off bottlerockets last night, started off with shooting them out of bottles and then ended up with us shooting them out of your hand.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Thank goodness you work in a small town. I've got a buddy that works the ER at Parkland memorial in Dallas (county hospital), the stories he tells about off nights will raise the hair on your arms. I can only imagine last night must have been hellish there.