Crest "3D" Whitening

[AdamK47]

Another cheap marketing gimmick to replace the "HD" they put in front of everything.

Anyway... I'm hungry. I think I'll order a 3D pizza.

 

[AndroidVageta]

I just got done eating my 3DHD chicken sandwich! It was sooo real!

 

[Jeff7]

I just got done eating my 3DHD chicken sandwich! It was sooo real!

My 3DHD iChicken Sandwich was even better.


Here, just in case anyone else is allergic to marketing.

 

[Auggie]

My 3DHD iChicken Sandwich was even better.

I had my 3DHD iChicken sandwich with e-Mayo.

 

[rudeguy]

I've actually been using this mouthwash and toothpaste for the past week. Its doing wonders for my coffee teeth!

 

[theflyingpig]

The guy who came up with that marketing gimmick makes more in five seconds than you do in a lifetime. Remember that the next time you roll your eyes at some 'marketing gimmick'.

 

[Capt Caveman]

It actually works extremely well. Got a free tube free a while back and went to the dentist last week. He wanted to know how my teeth were so darn white.

 

[Jeff7]

I had my 3DHD iChicken sandwich with e-Mayo.

Psh, e-Mayo is yesterday's CondimentXP.

 

[nakedfrog]

Anyone remember 3D Doritos? From around ten years ago?

 

[destrekor]

My 3DHD iChicken Sandwich was even better.


Here, just in case anyone else is allergic to marketing.

psh
get that weak stuff out of here.
When will they finally bring out 4kHD Benadryl? It'll be the only way to combat these feelings.

 

[AdamK47]

Anyone remember 3D Doritos? From around ten years ago?

It's been 10 years since those were available? Sheesh... time flies. I can still feel the 3Dness of them in my mouth just thinking of them.

 

[AdamK47]

The guy who came up with that marketing gimmick makes more in five seconds than you do in a lifetime. Remember that the next time you roll your eyes at some 'marketing gimmick'.

He makes that just by knocking off another marketing gimmick? Where do I sign up for this easy money making job? Sounds cake!

 

[theflyingpig]

He makes that just by knocking off another marketing gimmick? Where do I sign up for this easy money making job? Sounds cake!

I don't know. I just made that shit up.

 

[Leros]

Anyone remember 3D Doritos? From around ten years ago?

3-D Doritos were actually 3-D, so that is acceptable.