Cuddle Cafe...this will not end well

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I can see lots of attempted rapes with all the disgusting foreigners in that part of Tokyo...

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Japan’s first 'cuddle cafe' lets you sleep with a stranger for Y6,000 an hour


By Steven Simonitch

Lifestyle Oct. 02, 2012 - 07:00AM JST ( 65 )




TOKYO —

Sometimes, after a long, stressful day, there’s nothing more comforting than crawling into bed with your significant other and falling asleep in their arms.

But what if you don’t have anyone to cuddle with in the first place? If you’re in Japan, you might think to go to a soapland or some other kind of brothel, but then you’d have to deal with all that sex when you really just want to close your eyes and rest in the warmth of another’s body.

But wait! Before you resign yourself to another lonely night of shedding tears on your Rei Ayanami dakimakura, why not stop by Soineya, Japan’s first “co-sleeping specialty shop,” where customers can pay to sleep in the arms of a beautiful girl—with no strings attached.

Soineya (literally, “sleep together shop”) opened its doors on Sept 25 in none other than Akihabara, Tokyo’s electronics district, hub of otaku culture and birthplace of other eccentric establishments like maid cafés. Soineya defines itself as a “co-sleeping specialty shop,” which we’re going to denominate “cuddle cafe” because it has a better ring to it.

According to the homepage, Soineya hopes to offer patrons “the simple and ultimate comfort of sleeping together with someone.”

Of course, ultimate comfort comes at a price. Let’s take a look at the Soineya “service menu”:

Admission fee: 3,000 yen

Standard Course

20 min – 3,000 yen
40 min – 5,000 yen (only 3,000 yen for first time visitors)
60 min – 6,000 yen
2 hrs – 11,000 yen
3 hrs – 16,000 yen
4 hrs – 20,000 yen
5 hrs – 25,000 yen
6 hrs – 30,000 yen
10 hrs – 50,000 yen

“Shimei-ryo“ (fee to pick the girl you want to sleep with) – 1,000 yen + 500 yen per hour

Optional Course

Customer sleeps in girl’s arm (3 min) – 1,000 yen
Girl pats customer on the back (3 min) – 1,000 yen
Customer pets girl on the head (3 min) – 1,000 yen
Customer and girl stare at each other (1 min) – 1,000 yen
Girl changes clothes (1 time) – 1,000 yen
Girl gives customer foot massage (3 min) – 1,000 yen
Customer gives girl foot massage (3 min) – 2,000 yen
Customer sleeps with head on girl’s lap (3 min) – 1,000 yen
Girl sleeps with head on customer’s lap (3 min) – 2,000 yen

So basically, you’re paying about 6,000 yen an hour to lie in bed with a complete stranger. The website doesn’t specify what customers are and are not permitted to do during the standard course, but it’s probably safe to assume your options are limited to “close your eyes and be quiet.”

Furthermore, Soineya is currently recruiting girls for part-time in-store and “delivery” work. Here’s the job description.

■ Job: Sleeping
■ Location: Akihabara (3 min walk from station)
■ Qualifications: High school age to 30s
■ Compensation: 3,500 yen/hour
■ Hours: Weekdays 15:00-22:00, Weekend/holidays 12:00-22:00
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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I would like to express my thoughts to the internet that I do not believe this is a good idea.
 

Broheim

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looking past the obvious question of what kind of wierdo wants to pay a girl to sleep with him WITHOUT ANY SEX, you'd have to be a sick fuck to pay to give someone a foot massage....
 

Perknose

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What, no BJ's? Ok, I'll take a foot massage and, errrrr, can we get an expanded definition of what constitutes my lap?
 

Kelvrick

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So to have a full night's "sleep" with the girl of your choosing, it'll cost $750 for 10 hours?

What is on the delivery menu?
 

EagleKeeper

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What, no BJ's? Ok, I'll take a foot massage and, errrrr, can we get an expanded definition of what constitutes my lap?


Belt line to knees.

Outside of hips to outside of hips.
 

EagleKeeper

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looking past the obvious question of what kind of wierdo wants to pay a girl to sleep with him WITHOUT ANY SEX, you'd have to be a sick fuck to pay to give someone a foot massage....
Much depends on where the definition of where the foot ends, between the two of you
 
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sigurros81

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I'm curious how much it'd be to play Godzilla with the girl in bed, or to build a pillow fort. Would be so much fun.
 

abaez

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It does not show how much it would cost to let you dutch oven the girl.
 
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manimal

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maybe someone could install those Chinese sperm extractors in the office next door! innovation spermulation would be the name if I was opening said establishment
 

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What, no BJ's? Ok, I'll take a foot massage and, errrrr, can we get an expanded definition of what constitutes my lap?

pink salons for the blowjobs. soaplands if you want actual sex (sans penetration). this is all mostly legal.

I can see lots of attempted rapes with all the disgusting foreigners in that part of Tokyo...

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those running "health" services tend not to sell to foreigners.
 
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