Culver City Parking Sign 15 ft high 8 different signs of rules

[dmcowen674]

8-25-2014

https://homes.yahoo.com/blogs/space...at-mayor-fixes-it-within-hours-190651908.html

Parking sign is so absurd that mayor (sort of) fixes it within hours



On Friday, our intrepid friends at Curbed L.A. called the world's attention to an absolutely ludicrous parking sign in Culver City (part of Los Angeles' Westside) that needed about 15 feet of vertical space to get across all its restrictions.


The signs say, from the top (though we had to guess about a few of the a.m./p.m. notations and a few hour increments like 8:15 vs. 8:30):


• No parking 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Tuesday street cleaning.


• Tow-away school days. No stopping Mon thru Fri 7:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. School days exceptions. 15 minutes Mon thru Fri 7:30 a.m. thru 8 a.m. School business.


• School days exceptions Mon, Tue, Thu, & Fri. 8 a.m. thru 8:30 a.m. CCUSD student valet service. 2:30-3 p.m. CCUSD permits.


• School days exceptions Mon, Tue, Thu, & Fri. 3 p.m. thru 4 p.m. CCUSD student valet service.


• School days exceptions Wednesdays. 8 a.m. thru 8:30 a.m. CCUSD student valet service. 8:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. CCUSD permits.


• School days exceptions Wednesdays. 1:30 p.m.-2:30 p.m. CCUSD student valet service. 2:30 p.m.-4 p.m. CCUSD permits.


• Tow-away school days. 1-hour parking Mon thru Fri 4 p.m. thru 6 p.m. Once per day, per district. Dist permits 4 exempt.


• Tow-away. 1-hour parking non-school days. Sun 12:30 p.m. thru Fri 6 p.m. Once per day, per district. No stopping Fri 6 p.m. thru Sun 12:30 p.m. Dist. permit exempt 4.

 

[dmcowen674]

They should just replace it with one.

Don't even think about parking here.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Lol, that is sad and funny.

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[dighn]

lol would have thought that was some kind of prank

 

[QueBert]

Without a link to a story I would have assumed that has to be an Onion article.

 

[SKORPI0]

http://ktla.com/2014/08/22/ridiculous-parking-signs-must-go-culver-city-mayor-says/
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/08/23/culver-city-cuts-15-foot-parking-signs-in-half/ (with news video)

 

[her209]

Someone should submit this to the Car Talk.

 

[dighn]

i like how you casually linked to stormfront

 

[KlokWyze]

lol....

 

[zerocool84]

Looks like they already took off the bunch of the signs

 

[SKORPI0]

i like how you casually linked to stormfront

Removed link. Was looking for a better pic of the sign, site showed up.

Here's a much improved parking schedule sign.
http://www.wired.com/2014/07/a-redesigned-parking-sign-so-simple-youll-never-get-towed-again/

 

[clamum]

Removed link. Was looking for a better pic of the sign, site showed up.

Here's a much improved parking schedule sign.
http://www.wired.com/2014/07/a-redesigned-parking-sign-so-simple-youll-never-get-towed-again/

lol, how dare someone use their fuckin brains!

 

[Sonikku]

Thanks, Obama.

 

[andylawcc]

i got my car towed once in west hollywood because of shit sign like this. There were 5 signs, the top 4 where about the time allowed to parked there, and i made sure i am cleared of it; the fifth sign were just words so i didn't pay no mind. Turned out the 5th sign said "residential permit required"

 

[CPA]

that's government at work for ya, folks.

 

[ElFenix]

downtown houston had "more than" 108 different kinds of parking signs. they're going to simplify that down to just 22. just!

 

[Jimzz]

"Don't even think about parking on my street. You'll need a law degree to figure out if you're allowed to park here."

 

[zinfamous]

wow...

But hey, I just found a way to guarantee permanent open parking space on my street.

 

[DrPizza]

Why don't they just simplify the whole mess and make the street sweeper schedule such that it occurs at a time that there's already no parking allowed on the street?

 

[lxskllr]

Why don't they just simplify the whole mess and make the street sweeper schedule such that it occurs at a time that there's already no parking allowed on the street?

Sheet Metal Workers union complained.

 

[Destiny]

I live in the Los Angeles area and have been almost everywhere in Los Angeles County... can confirm there are many of these type of signs everywhere...

 

[Red Squirrel]

That's freaking hilarious.

They'd be better off just putting when you actually CAN park.

 

[Arcadio]

No Futurama references yet? ATOT: I'm disappointed.