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Last I heard, Christmas was already cancelled because Mrs. Claus flattened Rudolph with her new SUV. Mrs. Claus couldn't see over the steering wheel.Originally posted by: BentValve
The last anyone has seen Santa was 4 weeks ago, some whore in the South Bronx reported seeing him at a crack house, supposedly he has lost alot of weight. I am pretty sure Christmas is going to be canceled this year.
Originally posted by: anton73
Cool! I really need to talk to Santa since he knows where all the bad girls live